More Sports-Related Celeb Baby's Daddy's Drama

While controversy surrounds the news of 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spear's pregnancy, David Aldridge's family can rest assured he's not a Hubbard, regarding a forthcoming tell-all book about Scientology poster child Tom Cruise.

According to the NY Daily News:

Andrew Morton's unauthorized book claims Cruise, 45, is second-highest leader in his controversial Church of Scientology, and speculates 20-month-old Suri Cruise may have secretly been fathered by late church founder L. Ron Hubbard.

London's Daily Mail published book excerpts in which Morton, without citing sources, says fanatical Scientology insiders wonder if third wife Katie Holmes "had been impregnated with Hubbard's frozen sperm.

Hopefully Glenn has some room in his terrarium should the Hubbard family want to babysit every once in a while.

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