Backyard Modern Art Depiction of the Macho Man's Funeral

Brilliant artistic representation staged by childhood friend Baktonious.

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Canucks Kill (Steve Nash's) Arts

Before & After

Just like in high school, jocks are putting art lovers in their pace. Only this time, one of their own is caught in the whirlwind and the artists are fighting back.

In preparation for the upcoming Winter Games, the City of Vancouver has painted over a series of murals that were commissioned by the Steve Nash Foundation in 2007.

Artists, of course, decided to "retaliate" by stenciling messages over the now blue-painted walls.

We haven't seen this kind of public tit-for-tat since the DickChicken/Pussy Ham War of 2009.

We'll have Assassin Avenue keep an eye out for more as this battle rages on.

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Ex-Lover: ARod has Portrait of Self as Manbearpig Above Bed

As if the stories of ARod's artistic expressions of self-love couldn't get any more bizarre, speaking on the condition of anonymity, a former Rodriguez lover tells HHR that the still-not-a-true-Yankee slugger has not one, but two portraits of himself depicted as the mythic creature called a manbearpig – half man, half bear, half pig – in his home.

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Lasorda Portrait Remarkably Accurate in Portraying "Frumpiness"

Simply an amazing representation of Lasorda's flubby, formless body.

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