Showing posts with label Los Angeles Lakers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Los Angeles Lakers. Show all posts

Monday, December 12, 2011

Actor Mounts Campaign to Be Cast as Magic

After retweeting a press release announcing the casting of Tug Coker as Larry Bird and noting my interest in the coming-soon-to-Broadway Magic Bird, I was hit up with a Tweet from actor Leonard Dozier who (with a release of his own) is vying to play Bird's rival opposite Coker.

From the release...

Thus, miscasting either of these icons, even with the right names, can be catastrophic for the production.

On the other hand, casting a Magic that looks, sounds and acts like him maybe critical to this production with Bird already cast. Leonard Dozier, a 6'4 actor and former basketball player, would be quite convincing as Magic. While his name wouldn't have theatergoers rushing to the box-office, the word of mouth about his performance would. Besides, those not interested in sports or Magic and Bird aren't going regardless.
Judge for yourself with Dozier's sizzle real which includes his best Magic impression, a little singing and, of course, baby sky hooks.




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Thursday, March 17, 2011

The World According to Bill Walton (And What a Groovy World It Is)

Professor Bill Walton.

I may not agree with all of Bill Walton's politics, but I believe in 100% on his outlook on life. Getting to spend a half hour with him - along with a half dozen other bloggers the day before St. Pat's Day at the onset of the NCAA tournament - was nothing less than a blessing. His genuine, caring nature resonated resoundingly. As was his genuine love for Guinness - the ale he was pitching.

"With St. Patrick’s Day and a day of must-see basketball both taking place on March 17th this year, I can’t think of a better time to take a day off from work," said Walton. "It’s a day to step back, enjoy the important things in life with a perfectly poured pint of GUINNESS and take bold action. If you’re the type who plays it safe and is all about picking No. 1 seeds to go all the way in your bracket, this is not for you. But if you like making bold choices, perhaps we’ll raise a pint together at a sports bar on St. Patrick’s Day!"

However, as the day went on, his message became simpler, more authority-defying: "Go bold, quit your job, and chase your dreams."

While we were all willing to go along for the long, strange trip with him, I think John from Red's Army put it best, "It's kinda what I'm doing now. I shoulda asked Bill how to get PAID to do it.... I mean other than 'be a Hall of Fame baller.'"

Here's some highlights from the chat. I could transcribe everything, but I'd be doing you a disservice if I didn't let you hear Billy wax poetic in his own melodic tones.

Talking to Bill Walton about his favorite college player, Jimmer Fredette, invokes comparisons to (among others) Pete Maravich, Larry Bird, Danny Ainge and JJ Barea.



When asked if the First Four diluted the NCAA Tournament, Bill Walton supported the notion that more basketball means more opportunity for all. In the next breath, he criticized the NBA Players Association's misplaced priorities in not looking out for their own, but rather high schoolers who aren't even members of the union.

SLAM's Adam Figman, did a great job transcribing:

“More basketball! It means more money. More money, means more opportunities for other students, other sports, and the NCAA—I’m a big believer. I don’t think you should pay players; I think that’s a mistake. The value of a college scholarship—anybody in this room go to college? [Hands raise] Anybody in this room think this was a valuable experience and it helped you with your life? [Hands raise] Yes, so that’s the value that you get. It’s not about paying them money. Give value, but make the value be realistic. And have exceptions. Have exceptions for extreme cases. And make it worthwhile for the players to stay. The Player’s Association [and] the current players are making a huge mistake arguing for high school players to come into the League. The Union represents current players, and those jobs at the end of the line. That’s what the Union should be fighting for, as opposed to the guys who aren’t even in the Union. I’m for a rule that would have three years out of high school, or 21 years of age. Three years, or minimum 21 years of age. The NBA, that’s a man’s League. It’s adults. College is different; two totally different sports. And fantastic, unique and great in their respective ways.”




Walton on what he's learned from Coach Wooden, his parents, and his own fatherly advice:



If there are two individuals who shaped Walton's love of the game, it was Chick Hearn, the legendary Los Angeles play-by-play announcer, and one of the Laker foes Hearn called over the air, the Boston's Bill Russell.



Finally, hitting on who are real contenders this year, Walton sees the Celtics and Lakers, with whomever getting home-advantage coming out with the crown. He notes that with Chicago and Miami gunning for them, the Celtics will have a more difficult time than the Lakers who only need to fend off Dallas and San Antonio.



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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Comedian Aaron Karo talks sports, crazy Lakers fans and the art of texting your private parts



In 1997, as a college freshman, Aaron Karo sent a semi-drunk but hysterical email of his observations about a night out to twenty of his friends at different schools. That email turned into a weekly column, called Ruminations, with a fan base of over a hundred thousand subscribers.

Since then, Karo has published three books and gone on to a successful comedy career. Karo’s latest stand-up special The Rest Is History airs on Comedy Central on November 19th at 11pm.

Aaron sat down with us to talk sports, fandom and penis pictures.

Did You Watch The World Series?

No. I'm a huge Yankees fan and I think the two best teams didn't make the World Series. It should have been Yankees and Phillies again but neither team had that "it" that people talk about. I just didn't care about the Rangers or the Giants. On Pardon the Interruption Tony Kornheiser was saying how no one cares and Wilbon argued that real sports fans cared. Eh, I'm a real sports fan and didn't really care.

They tried to make us care with the backstories too. I think we were supposed to cheer for the Rangers because Josh Hamilton used to do drugs.

Yeah. We are also supposed to love a good pitching match-up. Nah, no one really wants to see a one run game. It's boring. I want to see 9-8 with four lead changes. I'd want to see a no hitter but after that I want a slugfest. Although, even though I'm a huge baseball fan, I'll be the first to admit it's painful to watch an entire baseball game now. It's just so long and slow. Something has to be done. Even watching a playoff game takes forever.

You live on the West Coast now but grew up back East. Is there a difference between fans on the coasts?

Well, LA is a Lakers town. Dodgers isn't really as big a deal and I'm not really sure people know what the hell the Kings are around here. I feel like on the East coast all the sports are equally big or at least closer to each other in the attention they get from people. Boston, New York and those towns people pay attention to the other sports too. Fans in the East just seemed much rowdier and always harder to please. The California mindset translates over to sports. Going to a Lakers game is like going to a club to some people. It's not even a sporting event. Lakers fans are the worst though. I went to a sports bar for game 6 of the World Series when the Yankees clinched. About forty TVs are on the World Series and one game is on Lakers and Rockets and these dudes where going bonkers over the Lakers game. They were drowning out Game 6 of the World Series for game 6 of the basketball regular season. It's like "calm down fellas. Nice Lakers jersey, who are you Fletch?" You'll see a car with seven Lakers flags and a busted muffler and headlight. Spend come of that extra cash on fixing your car instead of team gear.

Ever been to a Dodgers game?

Yes, a couple years ago. They were in contention. It wasn't bad. I just remember getting hyped up for this Dodger Dog people were raving about and it was just a regular damn hot dog.

Do they also all leave in the 6th inning to beat traffic?

Yeah, but every stadium does a little of that because who the hell wants to sit in traffic. I've only been to one Dodgers game so I can't judge too much. Also, let's not forget to mention the Clippers. The world's most irrelevant team. No one cares about them, they are never good. I'm not sure why they exist. Last season my buddy called me because he had free floor seats to a Clippers game and wanted me to go and I was like "Um. No." It tells you a great deal about a franchise that a person said no to floor seats for an NBA game.

What's one thing you love about sports right now and one thing that pisses me off?

Predictions piss me off the most. I watch PTI and Around The Horn religiously but sometimes I don't get to watch until after all the games they discussed are over and usually everything they predict about the games are wrong. But they never admit it. They twist it around but never go "yep, I was wrong on this." The best part all depends on whether my teams are doing well or not.

Here is one thing we hate, that you can probably relate to: how long is Fox going to employ Tim McCarver?

Actually, oddly, I don't mind McCarver. I don't think he is that awful.

You're killing us.

He isn't really that bad. I also don't hate Bill Walton but everyone else seems to. I also like Dan Lebatard. He is one of my favorites. He is just more logical about stuff. You know who I didn't like that TBS crew with Ron Darling. He sounds too much like James Woods it was freaking me out. You know who I don't like is Ron Jaworski. How many damn times can the dude say the word football? "This football game. This football team." It's awful.

One last thing I wanted to discuss; the whole Brett Favre/Jenn Sterger thing. It's kind of died down a little but wanted to get your take on the matter because a lot of your act is about dating and dealing with women. Am I crazy in thinking there had to be some type of relationship because a man doesn't just send pictures of his junk without there being something more going on.

Well, you're looking at it from a normal guy perspective. Don't assume the way famous people operate is the same as you and I. If we were going after a girl it would be call, text then Facebook and then a couple more forms of contact. This is Brett Favre. He is famous. For him it might be "phone call, phone call, d*ck pic." The rules of dating don't apply to famous people.

So the picture could have been his move?

It's like his "2 minute drill." He only has a short amount of time to get this all done. He just goes into the shotgun, calls and audible and BOOM penis picture.

Aaron Karo’s stand-up special The Rest Is History premieres on November 19th at 11 pm on Comedy Central. The uncut/uncensored album and video will be released digitally on November 20th through New Wave Dynamics.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Preserving History: Kobe's Legacy Over Shaddowed by that of Woody and Buzz

After each major sporting event, HHR takes a look at how it is portrayed in news print in some of the nation's leading dailies. Part out of curiosity, and part to preserve the dying medium.

Can Kobe not get any respect? Much ado was made about the chip on his shoulder in the Finals due to memories of raucous Celtics fans in 2008 attacking the LA bus after the C's knocked off the Lakers, that year. There was also the apparent bitterness he felt over LeBron being awarded the MVP this year only to see an early exit in the post season. Now, there's no telling what sort of vendetta Kobe will look to avenge when he realizes most major media outlets are overshadowing his latest championship with the frenzy over the release of Toy Story 3.












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Monday, March 29, 2010

HHR's @WesTheCynic gets Billboard Time in OKC

Which is kinda cool...right? It's like the Madison Avenue of the heartland.


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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Bird & Magic: When the Game Was Theirs

This past March marked the 30th anniversary of perhaps the most pivotal event in NCAA and NBA basketball history - the 1979 NCAA Championship Game between Larry Bird's Indiana state Sycamores and Magic Johnson's Michigan State Spartans.

After reading Seth Davis' When March Went Mad: The Game That Transformed Basketball and speaking with the author/analyst, I noted that the legacy which followed that game "helped reshape the pro and college games and ushered in a new era of televised basketball."

From an April 2009 HHR post
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Their equally uncertain and tumultuous recruiting experiences aside, their paths to stardom couldn't have been more contrasting, and as such, the Bird-Magic rivalry which ushered in an unprecedented era of hoops could, in many ways, have never come to fruition.

With ESPN still in its infancy, March Madness hardly a nationwide cultural phenomenon as we know it today, and the NBA a fledgling league struggling to appeal to mainstream America, the attention-shunning, but competition-driven, "Hick from French Lick" and the charismatic, camera-friendly and freakishly skilled 6'9" point guard from Michigan captured the country's attention throughout the ensuing decade.

The league and broadcasters learned how to effectively capture that attention and market sport around its superstars. The rest, as they say, is history.

As their Hall of Fame careers progressed, their paths to the Hall of Fame - often seen as stark contrasts to one another (Showtime vs. Blue Collar, and, yes, Black vs. White) - actually ran almost exactly parallel, with each man's drive and intensity derived directly from the other. Once bitter rivals, Magic and Bird's mutual admiration helped dissolve the competitive hatred that early defined their relationship.

Today, their places in history are nearly inseparable.

What the 1979 Championship game did for the NCAA and televised hoops, the Magic and Bird Rivalry did for the NBA. Without the duo, along with David Stern, the NBA as we know it might not exist - not just the game, but the culture, as their revolutionary, bank-breaking "Choose Your Weapon" Converse campaign upped the ante with Nike to go all out with Air Jordan, and paved the way to the shoe endorsement racket ever-present today.

While its coverage of their early years and much of their playing career isn't ground breaking, the release of this month's joint memoir When the Game Was Ours. (with Jackie MacMullan) provides a fresh, first person perspective of their rivalry.

Much of the attention with the book's release surrounded the comments made by Magic regarding Isiah Thomas' alleged blacklisting from the 1992 Olympic Dream Team. However, those anecdotes are really just a small part of the book. Johnson places his own animosity towards Zeke on the Pistons guard's (and once good friend and confidant's) lack of support and unfounded accusations of Magic's homosexuality in the wake of his HIV revelations.

"Isiah kept questioning people about it. I couldn't believe that. Everyone else - Byron, Arsenio, Michael, Larry - they were all supporting me. And the one guy I thought I could count on had all these doubts. It was like he kicked me in the stomach."

"Our relationship was really strained at that point. We didn't speak for years, and Isiah knew why. He questioned me when I got my HIV diagnosis. How can a so-called friend question your sexuality like that? I know why he did it, because we used to kiss before games, and now if people were wondering about me, that meant they were wondering about him too."

The HIV revelations are among the most captivating in the book. The myriad struggles of Johnson had to deal with upon the diagnosis of a then-misunderstood virus were almost heart-wrenching.

In terms of calling out players, I was more amused by his thoughts on Kareem Abdul Jabbar:

"Thank God Kareem was my teammate, because I used to cringe at the way he treated people. There was a way to say no if you didn't want to sign an autograph...but Kareem didn't do it in a very kind way. Sometimes he'd have people in tears. It's hurt him now that he's done playing."

But for all the readers' hopes of dirt-dishing, the book is more a reflection on their thoughts throughout milestones and hardships in their careers, and their post playing careers - Magic Johnson Enterprises and Bird's coaching and executive roles. This includes a great few pages on Bird's relationship with Ron Artest during the fallout of the The Malice at the Palace.

To their credit, for all their collective bravado and rightful claims to having created the league's resurgence, the recurring theme in the book is their respect for the game, desire to be the best, and insistence that their teammates follow suit.

In follow up posts, I'll be publishing audio from a recent remote press conference where Bird and Magic talked with journalists and bloggers about When the Game Was Ours.

Here is a clip on why they now pushed forward with the project 30 years in the making.





Look for the following shortly:

ON THEIR RIVALRY & RELATIONSHIP
  • On playing the "Right Way"
  • A quarter a century later why they are still popular
  • At the height of the rivalry how did they honestly feel about one another
  • Recounting the joint ’85 Converse ad
  • Favorite memories against each other
  • Their relationship today
ON TODAYS GAME
  • What obstacles would they as players face today in light of changes in officiating and rules today?
  • Are players too close to ever have another true rivalry?
  • Thoughts on the coziness of players with one another
  • Are there two players in the league that might develop into a Magic-Bird type rivalry?
  • Biggest differences between today and their day

ON ISIAH
  • Magic refuses to take bait to elaborate on Isiah
  • What made him reveal the nature of the incidents that led to their parting ways?
  • Did Isiah’s personality attribute to his problems with the Knicks?

ON LAKERS/CELTICS
  • On today’s Lakers/Celts and their leadership
  • On Kevin Garnett in Boston.
  • Could the rivalry have happened anywhere but LA & Bos?
  • Would Bird-Magic have been as big in other cities?
ON PLAYERS
  • On LeBron / NYC
  • On Doctor J
  • On Brandon Jennings
  • Influence on AAU, Recruiting of Star Athletes.
  • 1 and Done rule.
  • Who today plays in the same style they did?
OTHER
  • Thoughts on the Pistons Back-to-Back Championships
  • Laimbeer as an NBA coach and Rambis’ hiring of him
  • On their versatile game and who influenced it?
  • Contributions of Role Players: Praise for Rambis, Cooper and DJ
  • On Kareem’s Coaching Prospects


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Thursday, April 30, 2009

FanFoodie.com: Philippe's Los Angeles - An Eatery & An Institution


Philippe’s, an institution in downtown Los Angeles, is known not only for its french dip au jus sandwiches but the atomic hot mustard accessory that is "eat at your own risk."

Located on the backside of downtown in a building that was originally a machine shop on the bottom and an Inn on top, it is the go-to place before Dodger, Laker and Clipper games. They serve beer and wine at a price worth going out of your way for to get your grub and chug on before you tackle the expensive concession stands at game-time.


Read the Rest at FanFoodie.com


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Monday, March 16, 2009

When March Went Mad: Interview with Author and CBS Sports Analyst Seth Davis

This month marks the 30th anniversary of perhaps the most pivotal event in NCAA and NBA basketball history. While the game itself was sub par by most standards, the legacy which followed helped reshape the pro and college games and ushered in a new era of televised basketball.

On March 26, 1979, Larry Bird's undefeated Indiana State Sycamores met Earvin "Magic" Johnson's Michigan State Spartans in Salt Lake City in what remains the the most watched televised basketball game in history.


Their equally uncertain and tumultuous recruiting experiences aside, their paths to stardom couldn't have been more contrasting, and as such, the Bird-Magic rivalry which ushered in an unprecedented era of hoops could, in many ways, have never come to fruition.

With ESPN still in its infancy, March Madness hardly a nationwide cultural phenomenon as we know it today, and the NBA a fledgling league struggling to appeal to mainstream America, the attention-shunning, but competition-driven, "Hick from French Lick" and the charismatic, camera-friendly and freakishly skilled 6'9" point guard from Michigan captured the country's attention throughout the ensuing decade.

The league and broadcasters learned how to effectively capture that attention and market sport around its superstars. The rest, as they say, is history.

This week, CBS analyst and SI writer Seth Davis outlined the lead-up to and the aftermath of the 1979 NCAA Championship Game in When March Went Mad: The Game That Transformed Basketball.


HuggingHaroldReynolds: Race plays a prominent role throughout the book. Many attributed the NBA's lack of popularity in 1979 to the notion that a white audience wouldn't care for a league dominated by black superstars. We hear a lot of those same arguments today. Yet the NBA saw a pinnacle of success during the Bird-Magic rivalry years. Does this bell-curve which peaked with Bird's stardom justify this argument?

Seth Davis: Looking back, I think this "problem" in the NBA was much more perception than reality. But at some point, perception becomes reality, so even if the problem of the NBA being "too black" was overstated, the fact that Bird was white definitely added to his allure. Even Magic Johnson recognized that Bird had more commercial value than he did. I don't think it took long for those stereotypes to fall. Bird may have been white, but he was a great basketball player. Magic may have been black, but "white America" loved him because he was so talented and charismatic. I really don't think we hear much about this today. I look at NBA stars like Kobe Bryant, LeBron James and Chris Paul, and it's obvious fans of all hues love to watch them play.

HHR: The book tells how the Bird-Magic rivalry and the ISU-MSU NCAA championship game transformed both college basketball (and the NBA), and ushered in a new era of television coverage and jockeying by networks. Yet, Bird could have been a garbage man in French Lick (or a Hoosier) and Magic could have been a Wolverine in Ann Arbor. How important were
the institutions and supporting casts in this legacy, compared to the individuals?

SD: We always say that no one player is bigger than the program, but I think these are two exceptions. Michigan State would have achieved a high level of success if Magic had gone to Michigan, but I doubt it would have won a championship. Remember, as great a coach as Jud Heathcote was, he never made it past the Sweet Sixteen after the '79 title. As for Bird, you're right, he could have been a lot of things other than a college basketball player, and therefore a future pro. One of the first things I learned that amazed me was just how close Bird came to never playing college basketball. If Bill Hodges, then an assistant at Indiana State, had done what Larry's mom, Georgia, told him to do ("Leave him alone"), then the world would never have gotten to see Larry Bird play basketball. Wouldn't that have been a shame?


HHR: Despite the unprecedented ratings, the championship game saw a lack of competitiveness and, by his standards, a poor performance by Bird. How were networks able to overcome the subpar performance by Bird and ISU in the championship game in selling the the potential of March Madness?

SD: It's funny, everybody knows about this game, but I think some people forgot who won. This game was significant not because of the way it was played, but because it WAS played. Now, there was a point there early in the second half when Michigan State was on the verge of really blowing things open. Greg Kelser picked up his fourth foul, and while he was on the bench Indiana State was able to trim the lead to six points. If it had ended up as a blowout, that could have really hurt the sport. The story would have been Magic, not Magic and Bird.

HHR: WaPo's David Kindred and Bill Rassmussen lamented the fact that there could never be another ISU - an unknown underdog who captures the country's imagination - because of the massive 24-hour coverage. How would you compare a BCS run by a Boise State or an NCAA tourney run by a George Mason, to ISU's season?

SD: I think they're very comparable. George Mason absolutely captured America's hearts when it reached the Final Four. Imagine how big that game would have been if they had won another game and reached the final! This is what made the '79 championship so noteworthy. Yes, you had arguably the two best players in the country, but it was still David versus Goliath. People might look for a modern-day equivalent and imagine a meeting between Oklahoma's Blake Griffin and North Carolina's Tyler Hanbrough in the championship, but that would be Goliath versus Goliath. The Cinderella story is the essence of the NCAA tournament's appeal, and this game was the first time that notion was brought to the modern audience.


HHR: Bob Ryan wrote in Basketball Weekly: "If Indiana State with Larry Bird meets Michigan State with Earvin Johnson in the finals and the result isn't the biggest TV rating for a college basketball game, then...we, the press, aren't doing our jobs..." With a lack of national coverage in the day, columnists played a huge role in showcasing regional talent. It almost contradicts the Kindred/Rassmussen argument. What, then, should be the role of journalists today - giving the public as much info as possible, or creating an aura of mystery and excitement?

SD: Let's face it, there's no mystery anymore, and as a guy who feeds my family by ruining that mystery, I'm the last to complain. We live in the Information Age, and so it's up to guys like me to feed the public's appetite for information. I understand the lament that the aura of mystery is gone, but I also love watching the Big Sky championship game on ESPN2.

HHR: How do you feel online basketball columnists and blogs play in advancing the sport? Any favorites you'd recommend?

SD: The more, the merrier. I am a consumer and a fan, first, so I always check blogs like Rush the Court and Storming the Floor, not to mention Deadspin. The better blogs frankly are the ones written by beat writers. I'm not so interested in what a guy sitting on his couch watching a game has to say about it. I'm more interested in someone who has done some hands-on reporting and can illuminate for me something that I couldn't see on television.

HHR: ISU/MSU held various events marking the 10th, 20th and 25th anniversary of the game. What sort of things can we expect to see this year with the 30th anniversary? What makes this year special compared to those other commemorations?

SD: You mean besides the publication of my book? Both of these schools held 30-year reunion celebrations this season, and if you read my book you won't be surprised to learn that they were much different. Only a couple of thousand fans showed up for the Indiana State game, and many of the players, including Bird, weren't there. Neither was the coach, Bill Hodges. On the other hand, Magic, Heathcote and all the Spartan were in Lansing for a weekend-long celebration that culminated in the Spartans' comeback win at home over a plucky Wisconsin team. I know there are going to be a lot of celebrations at the Final Four as well. The Final Four will be in Detroit, so there should be plenty of interested observers on hand. Wouldn't it be amazing if Tom Izzo and his Spartans were playing that weekend?


HHR: You did extensive research and conducted numerous interviews for the book. Can you share your favorite anecdotes about each players?

SD: I did most of the interviews over the phone (and many of those conversations lasted upwards of three hours), but I especially enjoyed my face to face visits with Heathcote and Hodges, which included watching the entire game with them. I also visited Mike Brkovich, a Michigan State guard, at his house in Windsor, Ontario, as well as ISU players Steve Reed and Bob Heaton. Those guys are real gentlemen. I'm always especially appreciative of people
who welcome me into their homes.

HHR: Tell us about your experience going from a local paper to SI and CBS, and ultimately to becoming a published author.

Hey man, I'm just getting started! Getting that job offer from SI was probably the most important professional moment of my life. I was working for a newspaper in New Haven, Connecicut, covering high school sports when I applied to a job at SI as a fact checker. TV wise, I got my big break at the 2003 Final Four in New Orleans, when CBS invited me onto their hourlong Sunday show to do a news and notes segment about impending coaching moves. They invited me to start doing halftime studio hits the following season, but I don't think they really knew what they were going to do with me. In early February, Tony Pettiti, who was then the executive producer of CBS Sports, casually said to me, "We're going to have you at the desk during the tournament." I honestly hadn't really considered that possibility. Believe me, I know how lucky I am.

HHR: What's in the works for Seth Davis?

Between my three jobs and my two kids, it's a very busy time for me. I'm just looking to get through the month of March, which I am enjoying thoroughly as usual, and then spend some quiet time with my wife and two sons. I love what I do and it has been a blast promoting this book, but being a Dad is what I do best, and I miss them very much. But I would like to do another book, so as soon as I decompress from the tournament, I'll start working on my next proposal. Stay tuned!


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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Sports' Deepest Throats

Late last week, W. Mark Felt, better known as Watergate snitch "Deep Throat," died at the age of 95. Felt was responsible for Washington Post reporters Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward's biggest leads in taking down President Nixon.

In his honor, and in honor of whistleblowers everywhere, we present sports' top ten historical snitches.

Dis-Honorable Mention

Brett Favre: Rumor has it he used his Packer-issued cell phone to call Vikes coach Brad Childress and offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell while on his way out of Green Bay. Of course, he denied any inappropriateness and Favre is a man to take at his word.

10. J.P. Hayes

You know you are a real rat when you can't even help but out yourself, even at the expense of your own livilhood.

Hayes inadvertently played a non-conforming golf ball - one not on the list approved for competition by the United States Golf Association - for one hole of a second-stage qualifier in McKinney, Texas.

The 43-year-old Appleton native disqualified himself from the second stage of the PGA Tour Qualifying Tournament last week. The first DQ of his career was especially harsh because it left him ineligible to play fulltime on the PGA Tour in 2009.

9. Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea

Over the years we have seen Hulk Hogan's reputation, family life and ego more and more reflect the world of professional wrestling in which he made his bones. If not for the vison of Vincent K. McMahon, Hogan's career may very well have gone the way of, say, a Barry Horowitz.

In the 90's, years after Hollywood made his millions, he was the star witness against his boss, first scratching the All-American surface of the self-serving egomaniac that we know today:

In 1993, he was indicted after a steroid controversy engulfed the promotion. McMahon was put on trial in 1994, accused of distributing steroids to his wrestlers. As a legal move, his wife Linda was made CEO of the WWF during the trial. He was acquitted of all charges though he admitted to taking steroids himself in the 1980s. The prosecution made Hulk Hogan its star witness, and his testimony in the trial severely damaged the two's friendship, even though Hogan's testimony defended McMahon. After Hogan's testimony, McMahon went before the media declaring that he wished that Hogan had not lied about him on the witness stand.
8. Billy Wagner

Not a snitch, per se, but in the words of World Champion Pat Burrell, a "rat."

A club house cancer if there ever was one, Wagner, a perennial over-paid underachiever who crumbles in big moments, has never had any qualms calling out teammates in the media.

7. Paul LoDuca

Speaking of outspoken Mets hell-bent on destroying team chemistry...if not for Paul LoDuca, we'd have never known that New York's Latin ballplayers spoke a lick of English:

“I’ll do this, but you need to start talking to other players. It’s the same three or four people every day. Nobody else wants to talk...Some of these guys have got to start talking. They speak English, believe me.”

6. Kobe Bryant

Leave it to an adulterous, accused rapist to bring down those around him.

In his now-famous freestyle, Shaquille O'Neal explaned: "I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced," in reference to Kobe's comment to Colorado police during his 2003 rape trial: "Shaq would pay his women not to say anything."

5. Anonymous 911 Caller

A woman police around 9:20 p.m. on Oct. 6 "to report some men had gotten out of a vehicle and urinated in her yard."

The caller told the dispatcher, "There was a big shuttle bus limousine that pulled up alongside of my house, and there was like seven black men who got out and stopped and peed all over my yard. There was like six or seven. There was a whole busload of them. But the bus driver stopped right alongside my house, and there was six or seven black men that got out, probably, I'd maybe say 19, 18, 19, maybe even 20."

The organizer, Viking Fred Smoot, put on quite a party for his Minnesota teammates.

Police described the Vikings sex boat incident as: "Masturbation, oral sex, woman on man, woman on woman, toys, middle of the floor, middle of the couches, middle of the room...Members of the entourage that were on both boats took enormously detailed photographs of a variety of sexual acts."

4. Jim Haslett

In 2005 the NFL player-turned coach outed one of the NFL's premier franchises (Steelers), coaches (Noll) and ownerships (Rooney) by saying that the "team's use of steroids during its Super Bowl championship seasons in the 1970s popularized the drug in the NFL."

Haslett later clarified: "It wasn't against the rules in those days, it wasn't illegal...I have a lot of respect for this league, but it's naive to think people weren't using enhancing drugs before they were illegal. The difference is that the NFL recognized that steroids would hurt the league and took steps to stop their use. That's what I was trying to show."

3. Brian McNamee

McNamee's ceremonious throwing of his former boss and baseball legend Roger Clemens under the bus in the heat of the Mitchell hearings was the ultimate sign of ungratefulness. Whether or not the Rocket was guilty of the accusations McNamee presented is besides the point. He ultimately betrayed his meal ticket and apparent friend and confidant, and continues to be a thorn in the would be Hall of Famer's side.

2. Jim Bouton

I wrote last year about Bouton's Ball Four, his "masterpiece that got his ass blacklisted from pro ball": Ball Four is a raw, unadulterated and no-holds barred piece written in a diary format by a witty, honest intellectual amongst his more physically focused contemporaries.

His references to player-team labor relations, "beaver shooting," amphetamine use and Mickey Mantle's skirt chasing were unprecedented at the time when sportswriters still held athletes on a pedestal for idol-worshiping fans to, well...worship.

1. Jose Canseco


What can be said about the Bash Brother-turned-reality star-turned author that hasn't already been said.

Bouton's book was viewed as getting him blacklisted, Canseco's was in essence a response to his perceived impression that he was already blacklisted. Consequently, it did little to help his cause. Bouton shed light on things we didn't know, Canseco's shed light on things we already assumed.

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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Sue Everybody

LA Times Headline: Lakers rookie Sue Yue has mononucleosis

He's had a terrible accident and apparently, the mono was caused by punitive damages that you are giving him.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Preserving History: Celtics' 17th

After each major sporting event, HHR takes a look at how it is portrayed in news print in some of the nation's leading dailies. Part out of curiosity, and part to preserve the dying medium.

Note: LA Times is not yet available.

Boston Globe

Boston Herald
Washington Post
New York Times

Seattle Post-Intelligencer

Trentonian

Dallas Morning News
Detroit Free Press
Houston Chronicle


Philadelphia Inquirer

Kansas City Star

Charlotte Observer

Cleveland Plain Dealer


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See Also:
Super Bowl XLII
Stanley Cup
The Great American Race