Lou Holtz Plagerizes Animaniac Wakko

Last night on Ask Dr. Lou, Old Man Holtz metioned something about 'why do hot dog buns come in a package of 8 and hot dogs come in a package of 10?' I always suspected that he was turning into a cartoon and now we have more proof. Wakko of the Animaniacs once asked the same question.

Season 1, Episode 39: Wally Lamma

"Wally Llama who lives on top of a mountain in the Himalayas is the wisest creature in the world. After he grows sick of answering questions he vows to stop for the rest of the day. The Warners arrive and pester him to answer one question. Eventually he gives in, but when he hears the question he goes crazy because he cannot figure out the answer. The question is why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?"

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Lou Holtz's Next Trick

Tired of debating nonsense with Mark May only on Saturdays in the fall, Lou Holtz wants to take his arguing skills to the next level by going toe-to-toe with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi day in and day out. It seems the Notre Dame relic is exploring a run for Congress in Florida.

The coach is interested in leading another turnaround. This time for team-GOP after two dismal election seasons. We will wait to see if this motivational leader has another trick up his sleeve to pull off an election win over an incumbent and deliver a 218-217 victory.

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