NJ Net Dating Reality Show Headcase

Ariel brought to my attention that this morning on Howard Stern, rejected Momma's Boy headcase Cara Quici, who didn't even get a date, confessed to dating a of the New Jersey Nets.

From HowardStern.com's week recap: "Cara added that she was currently dating a player on the New Jersey Nets, and yes, he is African-American, but Cara claimed her parents had no problem with that...her grandparents were a different story though."

As if the rigors of playing on an NBA club weren't headache enough, one lucky player gets to go home to this...

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Hockey Mom Not Craziest Broad in Momma's Boy House Last Night

College hockey player Jojo Bojanowski's mom was finally out-crazied in the Momma's Boy house last night. The honor goes to Cara from Corpus Christi who DIDN'T EVEN GET A DATE!!!!!!

JoJo Disappoints Momma

College hockey star and Momma Boy JoJo Bojanowski got to show off some of his skills last night on the ice in a group date organized by his Momma, Mrs. B.



Too bad the ingrate spent the rest of the night breaking his momma's heart.

As you recall, Mrs. B laid down the ground rules in what she is looking for in a gal: not black, not Muslim, not Asian, not a Jew, a Catholic without a big butt.

So to kick things off, JoJo "saves" a sista in the elimination. Then, following the group date, opts to go on a one-on-one with a girl Mrs. B deems has a fat ass (and who, if I recall from week 1, is half-Jewish).

The overbearing momma will have none-of-that, and proceeds to cock-block like nobody's business.



In another train-wreckingly amusing moment, JoJo and house mensch Rob Kluge boot on camera after taking the house's "UFC Challenge," which is surprising to Mrs. Kluge who describes her son as an "athlete" even though "he isn't built the same way as Jojo and Michael." Hilarity ensues.



One side note. Michael and Rob's moms are enthralled with Erica, who Michael's mom describes as "Very wholesome. Very reserved."

She just happens to be the 2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year.

Meet JoJo Bojanowski

JoJo, a forward on the Adrian College Bulldogs hockey team (or is it Nichols College?), has great eyes, a great body, great teeth, great muscles, a great family and is an absolute great catch. This according to his bat-shit crazy, anti-Semitic, racist mother (Mrs. B) on NBC's latest train wreck, Momma's Boy.

Mrs. B, while you can appreciate her honesty in outlining exactly the kind of gal she'd like for her son - a petite, white Catholic with non-divorced parents - you have to question her sanity in professing such in a diverse house with estrogen-filled, booze-fueled and attention-starved hussies.

Check out some of her footage here. And remember, she loves the blaques. She knows "half of the Detroit Lions."

Go Bulldogs.