Calvin Murphy Undergos Extensive Physical Change for Quince More Minutes of Fame

Seizing on the opportunity to capitalize on the media frenzy surrounding "Octo-Mom" Nadya Suleman, embattled and fertile NBA Hall of Famer Calvin Murphy is said to be rapidly altering his physical appearance to look more like Hollywood headcase Angelina Jolie.

The transformation, insiders say, is a move by Murphy, who now insists on being referred to solely as "Catorce-Dad," to thrust himself back into the limelight in an effort to raise money via taxpayers and the Internet to pay off his insurmountable legal and child support bills.

HHR got a hold of this exclusive before-and-after picture, where you can see "Catorce-Dad" actually more resembles Mrs. Pitt than does Suleman.

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Makin' More Babies...

HHR's favorite whipping boys, Will Demps and Shane Victorino.... together they make one ugly baby. Though, I am sure that kid would still have groupies.

Right in the Baby Maker!

You've seen HHR's Separated at Birth. But what happens if there's no separation? What if we could see what the offspring of sports luminaries would look like ahead of time? HHR in conjunction with what looks like a terrible movie - Baby Mama - is here to help you with just that. Through the babymaker, we can see into the future. Unfortunately.

Let's get it on...

Brian Billick + His first and only love, (Brian Billick)

Good God, man that's disturbing. Then again, baby Billick Squared is the first major offensive play by a Billick in a long long time.

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