Thanksgiving Shadowboxing

"On Thanksgiving some families sit around and talk about what makes them thankful while some families videotape their father shadowboxing with American Flag boxing gloves."

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Super Bowl Halftime Show to Reach Whole New Level of Perversion

After the poopstorm that the infamous Janet Jackson-Justin Timberlake titty show at Super Bowl XXXVIII caused, the NFL has done very little to clean up its halftime acts.

Since the 2004 performance, the Super Bowl has featured, among others:

An ambiguous gender bender who entertained football fans with a phallic silhouette.


A skeletal rocker best known for folksy pot songs.


And a guy from Jersey who used the show to shove his crotch in America's face.


Yet, it had never before featured a performer who spent years on national a sex offenders list after paying for kiddie porn...until now.

Pete Townshend, you're a pioneer many times over.

Screw you, FCC.

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Win Stuff: What's RIGHT With This Picture?

In the grand tradition of Highlights for Children, HHR is going to show you a picture. Should it not blind you into a state of awkwardness, your task is to post in the comments five things that are completely normal about the situation below. Winner announced tomorrow afternoon!

via a very creepy Getty Images Photographer

Besides earning some (blogging) cred, The winner receives a Pepsi NO FEAR prize pack including:
2 No Fear Hoodies
2 No Fear T-shirts (one of each style)
1 No Fear Bloodshot Hat
1 12-pack of the new No Fear Bloodshot Energy Drink
1 Lamb of God’s latest CD “Wrath” releasing on Feb. 24
1 Sticky Bumps Surf Wax


Granted, that photo would keep anyone awake for days on end, rendering elements of the prize-pack unnecessary, but when's the last time you won something that didn't involve your willingness to eat kitty litter on a dare? That's what I thought.

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