Thursday, August 23, 2007

Face of the Franchise, Part Deux: AL

Yankees: We'd love to have the Yanks represented by superfan Andrew Giuliani, but Wade Boggs threatened to kick our fat lips in if we didn't choose him.



Red Sox: We wanted to say, Nelson de la Rosa, but Wade Boggs threatened to kick our fat lips in if we didn't choose him.



Blue Jays: ARod's stripper...just beat out Rance Mulliniks



Devil Rays: There is an MLB team in Tampa? Well, if we must pick, we'd pick lazy Bobby Abreau, but Wade Boggs threatened to kick our fat lips in if we didn't choose him.

Orioles: Billy F-Face Ripken



White Sox: Ozzie Guillen: He's so popular in Chi-Town, that a gay bar named a drink after him, the "Effen Ozzie GuillenTini."



Indians: Rick Vaughn: He of the California Penal League fame.

Tigers: Moneyballer & Jersey Boy Chris Pittaro: Said Sparky Anderson. “Chris Pittaro is the best young player I’ve had in 15 years.” Damn you, Lou Whitaker. Damn you.

Royals: Willie Wilson, of 1980 WS fame.



Twins: Billy Heywood.

Mariners: Jim Bouton: OK, well he was a Pilot, but who's counting, so tell your statistics to shut up.

Angels: Tony Danza: Aye, Oh, Oh, Aye! There's Angelers in the Outfield, Samanta! Go tell Jonatin.



A's: Jose Canseco: He keeps it real.



Rangers: Dubya: Don't mess with Texas.



Ballhype: hype it up!

2 comments:

Kevin Hayward said...

Cool series. As for the Angels, it's pretty sad when the face of your franchise really never had anything to do with your franchise.

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