Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Every Eagles fan agrees

It's time to move on.

The Giants are that guy that knows his girlfriend is way out of his league. She is intellectually and physically superior to him. The notion that she obviously catches the eye of many a men drives him absolutely nuts. He wants to lock her away, monitor her wardrobe and tell her who she can and can’t be friends with. Finally she’s had enough, and with all her will, breaks out of this madness. She dares open her mouth and criticizes this Neanderthal and all he wants to do is tell her to shut the f*&% up. She’s moved on to bigger and better things, in an arena that respects her mind as much as her body.

The crushing blow to the guy who once had it all feels something like this:



And finally, hopelessness:

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