Monday, November 19, 2007

Al The Dog Harris

ESPN reported on Sunday that Packers defensive backs offered to pay the team's defensive linemen $500 each if they were able to hold Minnesota running back Adrian Peterson under 100 yards rushing two weeks ago and hold Carolina to under 60 yards rushing on Sunday.

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During the game broadcast, Al Harris' name was specifically mentioned. One wonders if his apology for these actions would sound something like this:

"My sincerest, heartfelt apologies go out to every person I have offended for my regrettable use of very inappropriate language. I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger...

I know that all of my fans are deeply disappointed in me, as well, as I have tried to be a model for doing the right thing. I did not do the right thing this time, and hope you will forgive me. We learn from our mistakes, as my story of overcoming a life of crime has proven, and I will learn from this one for the rest of my life."


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