Brady makes a name for himself in silly awards
But never mind the Golden Globes. The smart-alecks at Epiccarnival.com announced the 2007 Carny Awards yesterday. Of local interest is the award for Female Sports Celeb You'd Drain Your Bank Account to Sleep With. The winner was Jessica Alba, but Tom Brady's ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan finished fourth in the voting, just ahead of the QB's current girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen. In a walk, Arlington's own Dane Cook won the Celebrity Sports Fan You'd Like to Slap Award, while Bill Belichick and Curt Schilling were runners-up to Barry Bonds for Sports Figure You'd Like to Slap. . . . If the breakup of Moynahan and Brady were a boxing match, the editors at People would give the win to the actress. The cover story in the new issue revisits some very public splits - including Reese Witherspoon vs. Ryan Phillippe (as the mag bills it) and Uma Thurman vs. Ethan Hawke. People details the Moynahan/Brady break, her finding out she's pregnant with the Pats QB's child, and No. 12 taking up with Bundchen. The magazine polled readers on whether Moynahan or Bundchen was better for the three-time Super Bowl champ, and Moynahan trounced the Brazilian beauty by more than a 3-to-1 ratio.
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