The Chief's NFL Power Rankings

With a new NFL season brings new asshattery to openly mock and scrawl on.

Check it out over at Epic Carnival

Go vote for the Major Gunns

It's HHR's turn in the boobie parade. Go Vote.

BOB ROUND 1: Nice Bum Where Ya Froms VS. Major Gunns

Seriously, if those two chicks aren't enough to at least get you to click the link and look I am going to ask you to stop coming to this website. I want nothing to do with you.

Battle of the Boobies

While we generally shy away from T&A over here at HHR, recently we joined our gratuitous fellow carnies at Epic Carnival in a "fantasy" draft of...well...we're not really sure what the actual criteria was. Something about hot female athletes that weren't NCAAers.

Anyhow, on Wednesday our squad "HHR's Major Gunns" (named after WCW Misfit in Action Tylene Buck) takes on "Simon's Nice Bum Where Ya Froms."

Here's a quick peak at our squad:

• Lokelani McMichael
• Amanda Beard
• Bia
• Branca
• Biljana "Biba" Golic

chief's MLB Power Rankings at the EC

At Epic Carnival, the chief carves up the Four Letter's MLB Power Rankings in 4th Estate Graffiti.

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Return of the Power Rankings

As seen at Epic Carnival, the chief carves up the Four Letter's MLB Power Rankings in 4th Estate Graffiti.

4th Estate Grafitti

Be sure to check out the chief's latest masterpiece at the Epic Carnival. Click on the banner below for "The Falconer."

4th Estate Graffiti: Peter King Sits on a Throne of Lies

From yesterday's weekly contribution to Epic Carnival...

...when not hanging with Mayor McCheese and snorting Tater Tots off dead hookers, of course.

It's The Chief's weekly 4th Estate Graffiti!

Click for a version bigger than Jon Runyan's Eff You to Brian Westbrook fantasy owners.

The Carnies Featured in the Globe

The chief, while noshing on a bowl of Cheerios this morning and perusing the Boston Globe, noticed that our home-away-from-home, Epic Carnival, got a nice little write up in the Arts & Entertainment section:

Brady makes a name for himself in silly awards

But never mind the Golden Globes. The smart-alecks at Epiccarnival.com announced the 2007 Carny Awards yesterday. Of local interest is the award for Female Sports Celeb You'd Drain Your Bank Account to Sleep With. The winner was Jessica Alba, but Tom Brady's ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan finished fourth in the voting, just ahead of the QB's current girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen. In a walk, Arlington's own Dane Cook won the Celebrity Sports Fan You'd Like to Slap Award, while Bill Belichick and Curt Schilling were runners-up to Barry Bonds for Sports Figure You'd Like to Slap. . . . If the breakup of Moynahan and Brady were a boxing match, the editors at People would give the win to the actress. The cover story in the new issue revisits some very public splits - including Reese Witherspoon vs. Ryan Phillippe (as the mag bills it) and Uma Thurman vs. Ethan Hawke. People details the Moynahan/Brady break, her finding out she's pregnant with the Pats QB's child, and No. 12 taking up with Bundchen. The magazine polled readers on whether Moynahan or Bundchen was better for the three-time Super Bowl champ, and Moynahan trounced the Brazilian beauty by more than a 3-to-1 ratio.

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4th Estate Grafitti: Peter King, Defying Expectations

Click the logo below for this week's 4th Estate Graffiti featuring Boy scouts, RUN-DMC, Warren Buffett and P.K.'s tingling...and it's not in Favre's elbow.

the chief checks out some Yahoo fantasy advice

From our regular contribution at Epic Carnival, the chief's 4th Estate, a Jackson Pollack of Sarcasm, leaves a somewhat successful Peter King alone this week and asks if you Yahoo!? (you shouldn't).



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Reliving Peter King's Fantasy

From this week's 4th Estate: A Jackson Pollack of Sarcasm contribution at Epic Carnival:

"Playing a game with Peter King called 'just the tips.' Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair. "

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Separated at Birth?

This weekend we got a chuckle out of Desmond Howard pulling his best C.R. Dunbar. (Understanding this was based off of mere, common Michigan talking points).

As we saw on our favorite sight, SPORTSbyBROOKS, a major publication seems to be ripping off another HHR staffer.

The chief's Power Rankings has quickly become a favorite both here at HHR and at Epic Carnival. Clearly, this is unacceptable. But imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And at least they are carving up their own work and not that of 'Ol Butter Teeth and the Bristol crew.

The chief vows "swift and sarcastic retaliation."

4th Estate Grafitti: Taking Fantasy Advice from Peter King?

Check out our new feature at Epic Carnival, The 4th Estate Graffiti: A Jackson Pollack of Sarcasm.

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Like the chief's NFL Power Rankings?

Check out our new feature at Epic Carnival, The 4th Estate Graffiti: A Jackson Pollack of Sarcasm.

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