It's in the Bible. True Story

Now that Dana Jacobson has been reprimanded, HHR can exclusively reveal the behind the scenes machinations that resulted in her suspension:



Side Note: can you believe I used a word like "machination"?! I don't even know what one looks like in the open, much less how it appears behind the scenes. Either way, I like to think it has a bushy beard and cool top hat. Kinda like Abraham Lincoln. But of, you know, machinations. Man, this glue tastes awesome.