One of our favorite features on this site is our Separated at Birth library.

We pride ourselves on keen, observational humor.

Today we want to dedicate a wing of our library to The Sports Hernia, which first made its appearance with the SaB of regional sideshow Joe Beningo.

To officially kick things off, we induct Hernia's Tony Siragusa & Roger "The Beaver" Clemens.

The Goose is loose! (And he still looks better than Kenny "Corky" Albert).

Speaking of Beningo, something just isn't right with him.