Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Nats Giveaways

We had such a good time poking fun atthe Phillies giveaways, we decided to take a look at what the Nationals are offering. Family fun!


Sunday, March 30; Curly W Lanyard; no sponsor; all fans - Who the hell is Curly W Lanyard?

"That'd be me."

Thursday, April 10; Schedule Magnet with Curly W Car Magnet; Coca-Cola; 20,000 ("I'm quite popular around here.")

Saturday, April 12; Car Flag; Geico; 20,000 (As if people in DC drove. Can you stick it out the Metro door?)

Wednesday, April 23; Jackie Robinson Day "White Guilt Night sponsored by the Congressional Black Caucus"

Tuesday, April 29; T-Shirt Tuesday;; 10,000 ("T-Bone Tuesday" honoring T-Bone Jenkins who hangs out and panhandles on the Orange & Blue lines was axed.)

Thursday, May 1; Dmitri Young Bobblehead; PNC Bank; 15,000 (Head bobbles like his wife's does when he smacks her around.)

Saturday, May 3; Salute to the Negro League; Homestead Grays vs. Homestead Grays (Much more exciting than Washington Nationals vs. Washington Nationals.)

Sunday, May 11; Mother's Day White Hat with Pink Curly W; Harris Teeter; 20,000 (Curly thinks pink is for sissies.)

Tuesday, May 20; T-Shirt Tuesday;; 10,000

Tuesday, June 3; T-Shirt Tuesday;; 10,000

Thursday, June 5; Ryan Zimmerman Bobblehead; PNC Bank; 15,000 (Sure to fetch $3 on eBay)

Tuesday, June 24; T-Shirt Tuesday; 10,000

Tuesday, July 8; T-Shirt Tuesday;; 10,000

Saturday, July 12; Hispanic Heritage Night (Are El Mets in town?)

Tuesday, July 29; T-Shirt Tuesday ; 10,000 "Let's hope Nick Johnson isn't on the DL by now night"

Tuesday, August 12; T-Shirt Tuesday;; 10,000

Tuesday, August 26; T-Shirt Tuesday; 10,000

Sunday, August 31; Kids Run the Show; The Washington Post

Tuesday, Sept 2; T-Shirt Tuesday;; 10,000

Wednesday, Sept 3; Roberto Clemente Day - "Let's set Paul LoDuca off Night." (post-game airshow deemed "inappropriate" by Curly.)

Tuesday, Sept 16; T-Shirt Tuesday; 10,000

Wednesday, Sept 17; Green Hat with White Curly W; Miller Lite; 20,000 (Half Way to St. Patty's Day fans 21 and older) - Inebriation encouraged.

Tuesday, Sept 23; T-Shirt Tuesday; 10,000

Thursday, Sept 25; Fan Appreciation Night - "Thanks for Bearing with Us Through Another Shitty Season Night"

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