Seems like ole Barry Obama's gonna sponsor himself a NASCAR ride. Gonna put that Obama logo on Ken Schrader's #49 at Pocono in a few weeks.
Now, ole Rusty's not going to get into the finer points of politics here, but he would offer this advice. If yer itchin to live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, seems to me you'd wanna hitch your ride to someone other than the old Lil Debbie also ran. Nothing against Schrader, I actually like the guy, but you stand a better chance of getting Rusty to the opera than that car does at winning.
I guess Obama's not gonna mind seeing the #49 Obama car finishing 34th. We'll have to wait and see.