Showing posts with label Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obama. Show all posts

Friday, October 22, 2010

No Snitch: Obama Retweets 'Melo

Screencap via Politico

Ben Smith of Politico flags an interesting tweet from the leader of the free world. Apparently, President Barack Obama is a big fan of the Nuggets superstar and the feeling is mutual.

Anthony tweeted out a solicitation from Obama's campaign organization, but as a charter member of team no-snitchin', this analyst sees this snitch of admiration as a likely violation of the no-snitchin' pact and plans to alert the proper authorities.

Curious to know whether Obama chucked his Nobel Peace Prize in the Potomac like 'melo chucked his 'big penny' (Olympic bronze from '04) in 'the lake'.



-Blue Pulaski, HHR's Director of Snitchin' Operations

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Could Bernard Hopkins be the Next Obama?

After spending years campaigning in Philly to get rid of Donovan McNabb, the Executioner was in New Jersey's capitol city stumping for city council president Paul Pintella who is one of 372 candidates looking to fill retiring Mayor Doug Palmer's seat.

"People are desperate right now," said Hopkins, moments after signing gloves for a fan at Pintella campaign headquarters.

"People need to feel as though the person they're supporting has the know-how and experience to make a difference in their lives, and that's why I'm up here supporting Paul Pintella."

Said Hopkins:
"People are desperate right now.

"People need to feel as though the person they're supporting has the know-how and experience to make a difference in their lives...

"I think the term 'politician' has such a negative connotation - it's difficult for people to find someone who can defy that - someone who creates his own definition, but that's what people want. When you got a guy who's running with ideas that people can relate to, they're going to vote for him without hesitation.

"I want to do things like this - community organizing."

In a 2008 debate, then-Senator Obama stated: "I can bring this country together. I have a track record, starting from the days I moved to Chicago as a community organizer.”

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Monday, April 5, 2010

From the DC Bureau: Wait Until You See the President's Throw

They may need to design a baseball to complement the President's limp-wristed throwing style.





You do have to appreciate his "nWo" moment when he donned the Black & White. I was waiting for Sting to drop from the rafters and hit Zimmerman with a bat so Barack could tag him.


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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Kobama & Khlobaba at Lakers White House Ceremony






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Mush in Chief? President Pulling for the Saints (Video)

In the weeks leading up to the last three major high-profile statewide elections, President Obama made public pitches for Democrats Creigh Deeds in Virginia, Jon Corzine in New Jersey and Martha Coakley in Massachusetts - each went on to stunning defeats.

This week, the leader of the free world threw himself onto the Who Dat bandwagon.

Sorry, Saints fans.

"I think both teams are terrific. I guess I'm rooting a little bit for the Saints as the underdog. Partly just because, you know, when I think what's happened in New Orleans over the last several years and how much that team means to them, I'm pretty sympathetic."




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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Obama Pulls Football Out From Charlie Brown's Feet

Tonight's speech in which the Commander-in-Chief will lay out his war plans for Afghanistan will preempt ABC's annual broadcast of "A Charlie Brown Christmas."

Good grief.



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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Fashion Icon Michelle Obama Makes Pitch for Mom Jeans, Garden Gnomes

Trend-setting First Lady of Fashion Michelle Obama used the bright lights of the Big City in Game 1 of the World Series to promote what could be Autumn's hottest new apparel - mom jeans with a garden gnome hand bag.



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Friday, October 9, 2009

Cole Hamels' Newborn Awarded NL Cy Young Award

This morning, the newborn son of Cole and Heidi Hamels woke up to learn that he had been awarded the 2009 National League Cy Young Award.

The Baseball Writers Association of America noted that Hamels, despite having only been on the planet for mere hours, has shown "extraordinary efforts to strengthen his change-up."

While unable to speak for himself, proud papa Cole noted that his son was "both surprised and deeply humbled" by the award.

In a prepared statement, young Hamels expressed, "Let me be clear, I do not view it as a recognition of my own accomplishments, but rather as an affirmation of Rich Dubee and Charlie Manuel's leadership on behalf of aspirations held by people in all of Philadelphia."

Partisan critics point out that the decision to award Hamels the National League Cy Young rewards him for not being Brad Lidge's son -- and for his aspirations rather than his achievements.


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Thursday, October 8, 2009

Twinkle Toes Tom DeLay Wants Obama to Get the Danny Almonte Treatment


While the so-called "Birthers" consipracy theory has pretty much been debunked, Dancing With the Stars dark horse and former House Majority Leader Tom Delay clarified an answer he gave to Chris "Thrill Up His Leg" Matthews about the President's birth certificate by pointing out that Obama should be held to the same standards as Little League Baseball players.

Via Newsweek:

You got into some trouble for saying on TV that you weren't sure President Obama was born in the United States.

What I said was, to answer a question from Chris Matthews, I said: "Why wouldn't the president of the United States show the American people his birth certificate?" You have to show a birth certificate to play Little League baseball. It's a question that should be answered. It's in the Constitution that you have to be a natural-born citizen of the United States to be president.

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Saturday, October 3, 2009

DC Bureau Investigative Report: Why The Olympics Went To Rio

Because a certain governor made a propaganda film for its bid behind Obama's back.



Waaay more convincing than another hope & change speech (bor-ing!)


Your Boy,
Blue


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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Tired of Putting Down Cavemen, Billie Jean King Turns Attention to President

Politico:

Before presenting tennis legend Billie Jean King with the Medal of Freedom Wednesday, President Obama ticked off some ...

... of her accomplishments: 12 Grand Slam titles, 101 doubles titles, 67 singles titles.

“Pretty good, Billie Jean,” he quipped.

But he didn’t get any of it right, according to King herself.

“They didn’t get any of my facts right,” King lightheartedly noted afterward. “Did you see all the – how many titles I won? I was cracking up.”

“Not even in the ballpark,” she continued.

King found it amusing, and said her accomplishments on the court aren’t the most important.

“I thought it was adorable,” she said.

Asked what Obama got wrong, she said, “Well the Grand Slam’s at 39 not at 12.”

Interestingly, the award presentation's official ceremony and White House comments noted: "With Billie Jean King pushing us, the road ahead will be smoother for women, the future will be brighter for LGBT Americans, and our nation's commitment to equality will be stronger for all."

All, except cavemen.



FYI: Jack Kemp was among the others awarded.

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Yao Standard: President Quotes Ming to Soften US-China Relations

Photo: CBS/AP

Having already elicited the philosophical teachings of Turkoglu and Okur to connect with the Turkish Parliament, and Ovechkin before the Russians, in yesterday's remarks to the opening session of the U.S.-China Strategic and Economic Dialogue, the president quoted the Rockets' oft injured center, "No matter whether you are new or an old team member, you need time to adjust to one another." Adding "I'm confident that we will meet Yao's standard."

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Monday, July 27, 2009

Shaq Denied Entrance Into White House


Tweet #1: "Question, I'm n dc, think if I walk up to the white house, they let me in, I kno the answer, let me kno wht u think, o yea I'm wearin shrts."

Tweet #2: "The white house wouldn't let me in, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy."

H/T: Politico

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Reggie Lewis' Widow (Sorta) Defends Accused Racist Officer Fingered by Obama

At the end of his listless press conference on health care/insurance reform last night, President Obama took time to address a recent incident in which an African-American Harvard professor was arrested for breaking into his own home (he was locked out and "jimmied" his way in; a burglary report was called in).

"I don’t know – not having been there and not seeing all the facts – what role race played in that, but I think it’s fair to say, number one, any of us would be pretty angry; number two that he Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home... "Separate and apart from this incident is that there’s a long history in this country of African-American and Latinos being stopped by law enforcement disproportionately. "That’s just a fact. That doesn't lessen the incredible progress that has been made."

As Obama and the arrestee fan the racial flames here - Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. apparently cried, "This is what happens to black men in America!” - police report tells a different story (The Boston Globe had a link to the pdf posted, but has since removed it, but a copied account can be found here).

Sgt. James Crowley flatly refuses to apologize for any alleged racism on his part, “I just have nothing to apologize for. It will never happen.”

According to the Globe, "it was not the first time he had a memorable encounter in the line of duty with a prominent black man. Nearly 16 years ago, as a Brandeis University police officer, Crowley desperately tried to save the life of Reggie Lewis after the Boston Celtics star collapsed while practicing in the school gym."


Crowley was a certified emergency medical technician when he performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation on Lewis, to no avail, after the player’s heart stopped on July 27, 1993. In a Globe interview later that day, Crowley said he rushed to the university’s Shapiro Gymnasium, confirmed that Lewis had no pulse, and frantically tried to revive him.

“I just kept on going,’’ he said. “I just kept thinking, ‘Don’t let him die - just don’t die.’’’


Coming to the Sergeant's defense is the late Celtic's widow. From the Boston Herald:

Yesterday, Lewis’ widow, Donna Lewis, was floored to learn the embattled father of three on the thin blue line of a national debate on racism in America was the same man so determined to rescue her husband.

“That’s incredible,” Lewis, 44, exclaimed. “It’s an unfortunate situation. Hopefully, it can resolve itself. The most important thing is peace.”


Perhaps the real issue is that Obama, the noted basketball nut, begrudges Crowley for not doing enough to rescue the superstar back in 1993:

...he [Crowley] still recalls the pain he suffered when people back then questioned whether he had done enough to save the black athlete.

“Some people were saying ‘There’s the guy who killed Reggie Lewis’ afterward. I was broken-hearted. I cried for many nights,” he said.

Who knows.

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Video: Obama Thanks Russians for Giving DC Ovechkin

From Politico:

President Obama addressing the commencement ceremonies at Moscow's New Economic School: "As a resident of Washington, D.C., I continue to benefit from the contributions of Russians — specifically, from Alexander Ovechkin. We're very pleased to have him in Washington, D.C."




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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Separated at Birth: Luchador "El Dandy" Nominated to Supreme Court


Sonia Sotomayor, better known by her ring name "El Dandy," has been nominated by President Barack Obama to become the first Hispanic to sit on the Supreme Court.

Obama, sensing the historical significance of the nomination, called the former Latino World Order member "an inspiring woman who I believe will make a great Justice."

And who are we to doubt El Dandy?



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Friday, May 22, 2009

NBC Washington: Steelers, Obama Hate Children

From NBC Washington:

Parents say they were just 10 minutes late for their scheduled tour. School officials say White House staff said they needed to get ready for the president's event with the Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers, so they couldn't come in.

Parent Barbara Stine: "Here we have President Obama and his administration saying, 'Here we are for the common, middle class people,' and here he is not letting 150 5- and 6-year-olds into the White House because he’s throwing a lunch for a bunch of grown millionaires."

Actual NBC Local caption on this photo: "President Obama enjoys his new Steelers jersey after making children cry."




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Presidential Throwbacks

Yesterday, the Super Bowl Champion Pittsburgh Steelers followed the tradition of championship sports teams meeting with the President of the United States.

Fat Willard raises an interesting question as he was perusing ceremony pictures, "If you serve 8 years you are looking at 32 jerseys JUST from NFL/MLB not counting basketball NBA/college/womens, etc. What happens to the jerseys the Pres gets from each team?"

Anyone? Bueller?

I would love to get my hands on one of Barry's, Bush's or any other President's for that matter. Ford, being a former UofM star, would be solid. Did they do that way back in the 70's?



This doesn't include jerseys POTUS might pick up along the campaign trail...


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Full White House Video of Obama Honoring Pittsburgh Steelers

The President asks, "Where's Dick?" (LeBeau not Cheney). Be much funnier if he asked "Where's James?" ala Dubya's "Manny Ramirez isn't here, I guess his grandmother died again'?



Well done by the White House and the Steelers with the charitible tie-in:

"After a pivotal speech this morning, the President took a moment this afternoon to welcome the Superbowl Champions to the White House, along with approximately 50 Wounded Warriors from Walter Reed Army Medical Center and National Naval Medical Center and their families. Afterwards they all joined up to work with USO to assemble 3,000 care packages for our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan."


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Friday, May 15, 2009

Howard, Utley, Rollins, Druggie Take Audience with President

Poor JC. Politico takes a shot at the Phillies' suspended reliever as the WFCs finally get to meet POTUS.

Hey, brother, it's all good in the hood.

"I had learned not to care. I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though. ..."

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