Big Ben: Throwing Picks, Assaulting Chicks

Even from Canada, Assassin Ave has the pulse on his hometown Pittsburgh fashion trends, passing along the below picture.

At the very least, Ben can hold his head up high knowing he's still a hero to sexually-deviant college kids across Western PA, or perhaps just the piece of mind of still being relevant to a giddy Browns fan with nothing better to celebrate.

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CR Dunbar's Olympic Sized Bits and Pieces

I am going to tap into the eye of the tiger for today's bits and pieces:

• Americans had a bigger blowout last night than DJ Pauly D.
• If Scott Hamilton's head explodes into a bloody stump tonight from all twirling excitement, what happens? I imagine they have a contingency plan for this.
• Lindsey Vonn, so hot, want to touch the heiney. Aaaooo!
  

• When reporters get bored, they get snippy. I blame the lack of "services" now available to keep them happy on Tiger Woods.
• Surrender! (Keep an eye on Skier #2)
  
• What's the equivalent in Canada of Americans having their picture on the Wheaties box? Labatt Blue 12-pack?
• I haven't seen the bandanna try to make a comeback like this since Napoleon Dynamite.
  

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What Do Yinz Get a Lawmaker for His Birthday?

When his family owns the Pittsburgh Steelers, apparently you get him an officially licensed team Snuggie.

Photo: Politico via Rooney's Office

From Politico, Rep. Tom Rooney's (R-Fla.) staff bought him one for his 39th. whose extended family owns the Pittsburgh Steelers, thus ensuring some of the best Super Bowl seats in the house?

When asked "Would he ever wear a Snuggie in public," the Congressman responded, "I would wear a maroon Snuggie. People might think I was a monk or something cool like that."

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Pedro, Archie Manning Shop at Same Costume Store

And that store was Chess King, and it closed in 1994.

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Fashion Icon Michelle Obama Makes Pitch for Mom Jeans, Garden Gnomes

Trend-setting First Lady of Fashion Michelle Obama used the bright lights of the Big City in Game 1 of the World Series to promote what could be Autumn's hottest new apparel - mom jeans with a garden gnome hand bag.

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