DC Bureau Investigative Report: Why The Olympics Went To Rio

Because a certain governor made a propaganda film for its bid behind Obama's back.



Waaay more convincing than another hope & change speech (bor-ing!)


Your Boy,
Blue

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(A 7-Year Old Picture of) Troy Vincent Will Make You Sweat and Your Heart Race, Ladies

An HHR insider (who wishes to remain anonymous) sent us the above photo that was taken in her work place's employees' gym locker room, noting it is "one of several poster-sized pictures of half-naked men scattered about the ladies' locker room in between African art."

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Have You Gotten Your BlogsWithBalls Tickets Yet?

He's Like a Little Pocket Hercules

If Vincent K. McMahon hasn't begun a plot to exploit this little tough sonofabitch, the old man's slipping.



Liam Hoekstra, of Roosevelt Park, MI "has a condition called myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy, which means his body has very little fat and enlarged muscle fibers that make him really strong, Ashton says."

Translation: Don't cross him, he'll cold cock ya.

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Have You Gotten Your BlogsWithBalls Tickets Yet?

Come on. Rep It Out. One More. PUSSSSSH.

Hungarian Weightlifter Janos Baranyai dislocates his elbow. Gruesome.

He's Not a Man. He's a Machine.

A non-sweaty, post-workout Obama with Judith Bonesky (not a pron name)

Barack Obama is so fit, he doesn't even sweat when he works out gushes a German reporter lucky enough to train next to the Senator with the "toned arms and a strong back."

(Seriously, that can't be a professional article. It's parody, right?)

Not Obama's Workout Mat.

Hercules! Hercules!

"Hey, man.. look at that salt shaker, man. That is huge! Man, I'll never be able to use all that salt, man. That is way too much!"

Daily Mail via Drudge: Mini-muscleman: Meet the world's smallest bodybuilder

At just 2ft 9in, Indian muscleman Aditya 'Romeo' Dev is the world's smallest bodybuilder.

Look at These Muscles, Man; Just Look at Me, Man

WMMR's Preston and Steve kept playing this clip this morning, and I couldn't stop laughing. Think Barry or Canseco does this?


Roid Head Loves Himself - Watch more free videos

Not to be outdone, this fella gives the above narcissist a run for his money.


Another Roid Freak Loves Himself - Watch more free videos

Arnold: McCain is Numero Uno

NYT: California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has forged a moderate record and spoken out against partisanship in Washington, threw his political brawn behind Mr. McCain Thursday after the pair toured a solar energy company here. Calling him “a great American hero and an extraordinary leader.”

In other words, "McCain is Numero Uno."

These body builder-types sure do love the AZ Senator.



Except for Hulk Hogan.

Rep it Out

Fox News: Man Awarded $786,760 in Testicle Lawsuit Injury

A jury awarded $786,760 to an Ohio man who says he has endured years of pain and must walk bowlegged after his left testicle was struck by a broken weight-machine bar at an athletic club.

I can barely walk, let alone run. There's a constant throbbing of pain. I mean, it's my testicle. That's a very uncomfortable spot to feel pain."

Apparently, this is what he said in the wake of the accident.

I can understand you suffering with the pain, but I kind of think bowlegged-ness oozes with machismo.

(Photo: TASIS)