- When the Chinese stand outside the Today Show, do they know that Al Roker is not a holographic cartoon character but a real man?
- If the Olympics ever sets up one of those NBA Experience deals, you know where you get to measure yourself next to George Muresan, I would not try the men's vollyball station. The human wrist is not designed to stop a ball at those speeds.
- What did Mark Spitz ever do to Sports Illustrated? Why is the media interested in wiping him out of history? Did he leave an upperdecker on the way out?
Russia is as fidgety as a VH1 reality contestant right now. A volleyball spike off the face could cause an international incident.- Matt Lauer is going to discover that he likes to sleep in.
- If swimmers, runners, cyclists and others need to test for performance enhancers, shouldn't divers be tested for eating disorders? *cough China cough*
- Would anyone think poorly of Wallace Spearmon if he punched Bob Neumeier in the face after he questioned him right after he lost the bronze medal from a disqualification?
- If Jamaica is doing this well in the sprints, I can't wait to see their bobsled team.
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