Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Redneck Sports Gifts for Your Southern Gent

GOP incumbent André Bauer, Lt. Governor of the great state of South Carolina, is not running for re-election. He is however, raising money for him campaign account. To that end, Bauer, the country's youngest LG, has put together a very classy website, "André Bauer Presents A Carolina Christmas: Unique Gifts for your Southern Gent."

The site hocks such unique gifts from "hunting trips, to archival prints, to driving a race car, to romantic get-aways...There's something for everyone, but only a few exclusive items."
  • Deer/hog hunt for two. $1500.
  • Wingshooting for three. $1000.
  • Striper fishing for two. $500.
  • Signed #3 mini-poster. $200. (SOLD OUT) (Ed Note: Dale Murphy?)
  • Scale model #00 car. $100.
  • Jeff Gordon Racing School. $1000.
  • A day at the races with André. (Only two spots available.)
Noticably missing from the items up for grab were:
  • Larry the Cable Guy's Greatest Hits.
  • An evening with Ronnie Milsap.
  • Spurrier-Inspired USC "Baby Cocks" DVDs
H/T Palmetto Scoop

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