Thursday, March 5, 2009

Rusty Reckons: NASCAR + Moonshine = Awesome!!!


NASCAR may have moved from the back woods of Carolina to the shiny glitz and glamor of Vegas and California, but the bootleggers who gave birth to the fastest sport in America are still alive and kicking. Former driver and crew chief arrested for making moonshine. Heck yeah!

The real crime here, as far as Rusty's concerned, is the wanton destruction of copius amounts of that good ole Mountain Dew *wink wink*. The Cup series doesn't race at Wilkesboro anymore, so what are those boys supposed to do? NASCAR's got more money than Bubba Gump Shrimp. They should pay some fancy uptown lawyers to get this old boy off. Just sayin's all.


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