"So I was reading about he Nats today and I clicked on Nick Johnson's thumbnail because I was surprised to see that he was still in the majors and didn't retire 3 years ago. Anyways, he has what has to be the most awesomely hilarious official team photo this side of Antonio Alfonseca's extra half-digit. You'll see it right here, but the man is sporting a Dykstra-esque dip the size of a golf ball in his lower lip. Then I looked at his batting average and the dude is hitting .373! I'm on my way to go buy a can of Skoal."
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