Scrub Receiver Finally Marries Hef's Leftovers

Determined not to have their first child grow up a bastard, pregnant ex-Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson married Eagles wideout Hank "Why Doesn't Andy Throw Him the Fade Route in the Red Zone" Baskett on June 27.

This week's US Weekly has a plethora of official wedding photos, and the lovely couple even graces the cover.


The pair have come a long way since the exhibitionist's September 2008 MySpace denial of their relationship:

yaaaa trick yaaaaaa Current mood: aroused

hiiiiii just wanna let yall know that i am not engaged! if i was id be very happy though n i wouldnt hide it..hahahahaha!!!!! rumors are sooooooooo fuckin funny. yaa trickk yaaaaaa lololol!! Love is a beautiful thing n i think the world needs more of it. lol..

In the most shocking turn of events, however, video evidence suggests that, despite prior rumors that Kendra's ex Hugh Hefner would be giving away the bride, it appears that "honor" instead went to the Playmate's brother Collin.



All in all it seems the newlyweds are determined to do things the proper, traditional way, and we at HHR wish them all the best in what will no doubt be a long, loving, fulfilling marriage.

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Hank Baskett: Hef's 'Like a Father'

From People mag: "Hef is like a father to her so he's going to be the one to give her away."

When he says father, I guess he means in that "he-used-to-f*ck-my-fiance" sort of way?

Also from Big Bank Hank, "Kendra has one of the biggest hearts and that's one of the things that really drew me to her."

Nothing to do with her supple ass, tender breasts and the fact that she obviously can't get enough of the 'ol bragiole as evidenced by her sucking 85-year-old wang. You can't shit a shitter, Hank.

At least he didn't say "brains."

yaa trickk yaaaaaa lololol!!

yaa trickk yaaaaaa lololol!!

Love is a beautiful thing. The clap isn't.

Heffner ex Kendra Wilkinson, who only a little over a month ago let us know:

hiiiiii just wanna let yall know that i am not engaged! if i was id be very happy though n i wouldnt hide it..hahahahaha!!!!! rumors are sooooooooo fuckin funny. yaa trickk yaaaaaa lololol!! Love is a beautiful thing n i think the world needs more of it. lol..

apparently IS now engaged to rumored/denied beau, Eagles wideout Hank Baskett.

From E News via Superficial:

Both fams were present for the proposal, and Ken-babe seemed completely shell-shocked at the revealed ring. H.B. even got down on one knee to pop the big q to the former Playmate. Tho our source swears she saw the whole happy event with her own eyes, we inquired with K's reps...haven't heard back. But, a close Kendra friend has confirmed, "it's true."

Kendra Denies Baskett Rumors on MySpace Blog

From Hef's GF's MySpace blog on her relationship with Eagles WR Hank Baskett...

Monday, September 22, 2008

yaaaa trick yaaaaaa Current mood: aroused

hiiiiii just wanna let yall know that i am not engaged! if i was id be very happy though n i wouldnt hide it..hahahahaha!!!!! rumors are sooooooooo fuckin funny. yaa trickk yaaaaaa lololol!! Love is a beautiful thing n i think the world needs more of it. lol..

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Well I know one person who will be extremely disappointed - Kendra's brother Collin, who was sooooooo hoping to have an African-American brother-in-law.