Showing posts with label Marion Jones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marion Jones. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Scoop Jackson's "Girl" Looking to Avoid Jail Time

Kills. Kills.

According to TSG, Marion Jones claiming she has already been "cast from American hero to national disgrace," wants to be spared prison when she is sentenced next week.

No word as to whether Scoop Jackson will be fighting AGAINST her motion, as to not ruin another long-running fantasy for him - a rendezvous between he and Mrs. Jones in a conjugal visitation room.

If you recall, Scoop once mentioned:

I still have that photo of her, dipped in gold and bronze, smile on her face, that imperfect tooth that made that smile so beautiful, that hair braided back, that soft glow of that caramel skin ... yeah, that was my girl. She was one of my allowed sports fantasies.

Oh behavvvve.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Scoop likes Gooooold

File this one under creepy.

Scoop Jackson on Marion Jones:

I still have that photo of her, dipped in gold and bronze, smile on her face, that imperfect tooth that made that smile so beautiful, that hair braided back, that soft glow of that caramel skin ... yeah, that was my girl. She was one of my allowed sports fantasies.




Let's keep our 007-esq fantasies to ourselves.