A Different Dingle Berry

No, not this dingle berry, but just as oblivious.

When fantasy "experts" talk I tend to zone out. Especially anyone getting paid for their expertise. How do you convince anyone you are a fantasy expert when there are at least twelve in every league?

Matthew Berry, the Talented Mr. Don't-Know, was all over ESPN and Sportscenter on Friday saying things like "don't start any Cleveland Browns" or "avoid them at all costs" and "the Browns should be avoided like the girl at the bar with the heavy concealer over the bumps on her lips" (Ok, he didn't say that. That's some friendly advice from the staff of HHR). He even added in his weekly column Love/Hate for Week 2:

Players I Hate this week
Pick a Brown, Any Brown: Kellen Winslow, Jamal Lewis and Braylon Edwards all need to be on your bench.

Kellen Winslow: 6 rec.100 yds 1 TD
Jamal Lewis: 20 rushes 216 yds 1 TD
Braylon Edwards: 7 rec. 146 yds 2 TDs
and for the hell of it, I'll "pick another Brown"

Derrick Anderson: 18/29 328 yds 5 TDs. Good enough for a 51- 45 win over the Bengals.

Berry is that girl at the bar. Avoid him.

-posted by Fat Willard