Showing posts with label Ricky Williams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ricky Williams. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Temptations

Which is less surprising: Tony Mandarich’s admission that he used steroids while in college at Michigan State? Or Ricky Williams saying he’s still tempted to smoke weed?

Next thing you know, Clay Aiken is gonna tell us he’s gay.

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!


Wednesday, November 14, 2007

0-16 just got a little easier



In keeping with a recent theme where NFL outcasts everywhere, including Koren Robinson, Tank Johnson, and Chris Henry have been reinstated to the league (sorry Pacman, your time will come soon), the Commish apparently has decided to bring a swift end Ricky Williams worldwide pot-smoking, yoga teaching odyssey and allow him back as a member of the Dolphins.

What a breath of fresh air this must be for Miami, considering that they’re just about the worst team in organized football. Anywhere.

Once upon a time, this guy ran for over 1,800 yards in a year. That of course was before his ill-fated Lenny Kravitz cloning experiment veered perilously off the tracks. While it’s doubtful he’ll ever reach that level of performance again, he will at the very least make the biennial drubbing at the hands of New England a little more interesting.

I’m really hoping the Dolphins don’t just dump the guy. I think they owe it to themselves to welcome a certified head-case back into the locker room just to plumb the depths of how far they really can sink this year.

So from all of us at HHR, allow us to say “Welcome Back, Ricky”. You’ve been missed.

-posted by Rev. Shaw Moore