Audio: Sarge Mathews on Jerking off the Ball

"If it comes, it comes."



Photo credit: The Fightins
Audio H/T: PrestonandSteve.com

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CW Philly Wishes Miguel Tejada a Happy 34th

Someone at the CW Philly was looking to provoke a Miguel Tejada walk-out during the Phillies-Astros broadcast as they flashed up a graphic today noting it is Miggy's 34th birthday. You got that? 34. 3-4.

Sarge and Harry didn't even hint at what was on the screen. Not a word. Lucky for them. Hell hath no furry like Tejada scorned.

Sarge: Howard's Caddy Rockin' "Gangsta White Walls"

Sarge Matthews is the gift that keeps on giving for Phillies Phans and bloggers alike (even if they take our RedLasso away).

Via Patrick @ phillyBurbs:

Ashford and Plumper

Oh Sarge....Sarge, Sarge, Sarge.....

Please don't refer to a woman, especially a semi-famous woman with a fanbase, as 'plump.' And on television no less.

Check out what Sarge Matthews does on his day off...compliments of our friend Pat over at Phils-ville.