So. Not. Hip.

It's no EPIC DOUCHE, but damn if this doesn't make the Bostonian in me just as sad. From the geniuses at "Look at This Fucking Hipster"

“So, I’m wearing my 1985 New England Patriots t-shirt. And here is my Ralph Nader tattoo. Basically, my body is a shrine to epic losers. “

If people like this aren't supposed to get punched in the neck, why would God have invented the roll of quarters?

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Denver Nuggets Sign Corey Miller

In an unexpected move, the Denver Nuggets signed Corey Miller to one year deal. Miller is a well renown tattoo artist from Los Angeles.

"We were having tardiness and pain management issues this year," said Coach George Karl. "After looking at and talking with the players, it was obvious the problems stemmed from their penchant for body art."

GM Warkentien confirmed that the team hired an in-house tattoo artist.

"It a logical function for the team to provide," said Warkentien. "We hire medical personel, we might as well have them work in conjunction with artist to prevent infections and manage the pain. They both have passion for the body."

A visit to the locker room showed that the players were almost giddy with anticipation for the new member of the team.

"I need to feed my children" pronounced Kenyon Martin. "It was about time that they thought of this so I can provide for my family rather than pay exorbitant money to exercise my right to perfect my neck."

Miller was unavailable for comment, but a spokesman said that he was happy to join the team and is prepared for the rigorous grind of the NBA season.

Publicly released portions of the contract show that he will be paid the league minimum with performance bonuses including reductions in tardiness of players, cleaning up Chris Andersen and a per dragon stipend. He will also be able to perform on opposing players while on the road.

-Posted by C.R. Dunbar

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Tramp Stamps of the XXIX Olympiad

"Lower back tattoo? Might as well be a bullseye."

While Misty May-Treanor was the most prominent displayer of the pron-star-inspired "tramp stamp," other notable Olympic athletes gave her a run for her money in the department.

Honorable mention: Ivet Lalona
Bulgaria, Track and Field
2008 Medal Count: None

Ivet's quest for Olympic tramp stamp gold was derailed as her request for ink was lost in translation and subsequently administered on the wrong side. She had the right idea, however. And for that, we applaud her.

Bronze: Anastasia Davydova
Russia, Synchronized Swimmin
2008 Medal Talley: One Gold

Silver: Amanda Beard
USA, Swimmer
2008 Medal Talley: None

Gold: Misty May-Treanor
USA, Beach Volleyball
2008 Medal Talley: Gold, also named Most Outstanding Player

They might as well go ahead and name this event after her. With the knock on the sport that it shamelessly flaunts competitors' flesh, a distinction not lost on NBC in making televising decisions, the only question remains how many teenage girls follow her lead and go ahead and plant one on the small of their backs.

Image: Brahsome

At least he didn't add 19-0

Is the picture because he is proud of his ink or is to mark 'EXHIBIT A' in a civil trail?

(photo courtesy of photobasement.com)