My Name is Marko

Let’s see, you’re a tall lanky white dude. You’re stuck playing for the Memphis Grizzlies. Worse, you’re stuck on the bench for said Grizzlies and are averaging less than 10 minutes and 2 points per game. Oh, and did I mention you play for the Grizzlies?

Your reward? You get to marry a Victoria’s Secret model.


Who says karma doesn’t work?

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Are You the Hottest Eagles Fan?

Probably not. But chances are you rank much higher than these early entrants at phillyBurbs...

"Mock if you will, but we are much prettier than the team's QB play."

IGN Final Four Vote: 6 Feet of Twisted Steel & Sex Appeal

As we did yesterday, we again throw our weight behind another of the fine ladies in InGameNow's World's Hottest Athlete Final Four.

This time we wholeheartedly endorse former Nitro Girl Stacey Keibler (and her fine Baldimore accent) over Blair O’Neal.

Our Vote: Illegal Eastern European Stripper Types

We were asked to be a part of a collection of celebrity bloggers to vote in In Game Now's World’s Hottest Athlete contest, which has moved from 64 to 4.

In the final four we have:
#1. The Feres Twins vs. #3 Anna Kournikova (go vote!)
#1. Blair O’Neal vs. #3. Stacy Keibler (coming tomorrow)

See a Final Four Photo Slideshow!

The voting comes down to the best of three points (as it has all along):

1. The popular vote

2. Jimmy Trania’s (of Sports Illustrated) vote

3. InGameNow Editors’ vote

You can weigh our choices against the likes of Dewey Hammond, Busted Coverage, TheSportsHernia and others, and then decide for yourself.