My Name is Marko

Let’s see, you’re a tall lanky white dude. You’re stuck playing for the Memphis Grizzlies. Worse, you’re stuck on the bench for said Grizzlies and are averaging less than 10 minutes and 2 points per game. Oh, and did I mention you play for the Grizzlies?

Your reward? You get to marry a Victoria’s Secret model.


Who says karma doesn’t work?

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Separted at Birth: Superbad!

From reader Tom, Michael Cera and Luke Ridnour:

Separated at Birth

My Name is Dobbs

Sweating out the Phillies game in between NFL telecasts, Ariel says to me: "Don't worry, your boy Dobbsy's up."

BANG!

Salami.

Karma is a good thing. Bless you, Ariel, pulling your best Patty Arquette/Alabama Woorley.