
Let’s see, you’re a tall lanky white dude. You’re stuck playing for the Memphis Grizzlies. Worse, you’re stuck on the bench for said Grizzlies and are averaging less than 10 minutes and 2 points per game. Oh, and did I mention you play for the Grizzlies?
Your reward? You get to marry a Victoria’s Secret model.

Who says karma doesn’t work?
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