Ren McCormack, MD

Unfortunately, Ariel dropped the ball on covering Fat March for us this crappy television season. Hopefully, she keeps her word and gives us her in-depth insight into her other favorite show Biggest Loser.

In the meantime, I've decided to play health specialist.

MSNBC is reporting: 600-Pound Man Found Dead in NE Apartment

WASHINGTON - A 600-pound man was found dead inside his apartment in Washington Wednesday morning. D.C. fire said they will have to use a crane to remove him from his apartment in the 1300 block of Adams Street in Northeast.

The cause of death is unknown.

I am going to go out on a limb and say cause of death was being "a 600-pound man."

Just call me Doogie.