Thursday, October 4, 2007

A-Baby

A-Rod, wife expecting second child

It's in the belly of a stripper in Toronto. RIMSHOT! But seriously folks, this is bad news for A-Rod haters. Nothing takes your mind off of work like thinking about how you are going to feed another kid when you make a measly $25 million a year. And how is A-Rod going to find time to cheat? He will only have road trips.

This is trouble for the Indians. You don't want an unfocused A-Rod. He will kill you. Grady and his ladies want A-Rod as focused and overthinking this series as much as possible.

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