Sunday Night Favre

Madden's in the tank. You might as well join him. While Madden doesn't need beer goggles to ogle over Brett, you do.


Pre-gaming the Pregame

• Finish a beer if any of the highlights of the day's games:
• caused you to lose money
• knocked you out of a suicide pool
• ruined your fantasy week

• One drink for every minute of a pregame Brett Favre career highlight package
• Drink once for every mention of Favre breaking the TD record
• Drink once for anyone in studio mentioning they played against Brett Favre
• Finish a beer if it's really Ronde and not Tiki in studio.
• Once sip for every "This is our country" commercial BEFORE the game. (I am going easy on that, I don't want anybody s-faced before the game even starts.)

The Beer Half

• If Madden compares another QB to favre, drink once
• If that same QB is on the Bears roster, laugh , then drink three
• If Brett Favre says the name John Madden, finish your beer while
• Madden finds a change of pants
• One chug for every year Madden or Michaels speculates Favre will play
• If they end the sentence with "who knows how long he will go" finish the beer
• One sip for any mention of Mississippi
• One chug for every shot of Grossman on the sideline
• One chug for every time Griese is on camera (just to catch up to him- he is 3 beers ahead already)
• One sip if favre "still plays like he is (insert age)"
• Shotgun a beer for any Packers running back who rushes for over 50 yards
• Drink once for the term "gunslinger"
• Drink once for a John Wayne comparision
• Finish the beer for those two in the same sentence, finish two beers if they are back to back in a sentence...example "He has always been a John Wayne, gunslinger"
• Shotgun a beer if John Madden does a Frank Caliendo impersonation.
  

Halftime

• If Collinsworth fake laughs at Olberman because the joke went over his head, you don't have to drink, because you didn't get it either

The hard stuff second half- (alcohol of choice)

• One shot for a Devin Hester run back
• If the Packers are losing, one shot for every forced Brett Favre throw or INT
• If they are winning, same thing, because he plays the same either way

Just follow half one rules and be glad you made it through without punching your TV