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BOOM! John Madden Found Beaten, Critical; Black; Could Be Caliendo

From the Times of Trenton:

City police responding to a 911 call at 12:49 a.m. Thursday morning found John Madden unresponsive in the area of Wiley Avenue. The victim was brought to Capital Health Systems at Fuld and treated for a brain bleed and trauma to the left and right sides of his head, police said.

Madden was placed on a ventilator. His injuries appeared to be from an assault rather than from a vehicle accident or fall, police said.

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Have You Gotten Your BlogsWithBalls Tickets Yet?

B.O. Knows B.O.

It seems some on Obama One aren't taking Koolaid Maroney's advice to heart.

From CBS News' Dean Reynolds' Reporter's Notebook:

"The McCain campaign plane is better than Obama's, which is cramped, uncomfortable and smells terrible most of the time."

We are willing to cut him some slack. When you are running all across the country campaigning, working out and partaking in an occasional pick up game, B.O. happens.

What then is this guy's excuse for the funk that must be emanating from his preferred form of travel?

"That's not turducken, that fromunda."

Healthcare Night In America

Want to know what's wrong with our healthcare system? It's that the rich and famous get special attention that the average Joe is not afforded. Ask Favre.

Sunday Night Favre

Madden's in the tank. You might as well join him. While Madden doesn't need beer goggles to ogle over Brett, you do.


Pre-gaming the Pregame

• Finish a beer if any of the highlights of the day's games:
• caused you to lose money
• knocked you out of a suicide pool
• ruined your fantasy week

• One drink for every minute of a pregame Brett Favre career highlight package
• Drink once for every mention of Favre breaking the TD record
• Drink once for anyone in studio mentioning they played against Brett Favre
• Finish a beer if it's really Ronde and not Tiki in studio.
• Once sip for every "This is our country" commercial BEFORE the game. (I am going easy on that, I don't want anybody s-faced before the game even starts.)

The Beer Half

• If Madden compares another QB to favre, drink once
• If that same QB is on the Bears roster, laugh , then drink three
• If Brett Favre says the name John Madden, finish your beer while
• Madden finds a change of pants
• One chug for every year Madden or Michaels speculates Favre will play
• If they end the sentence with "who knows how long he will go" finish the beer
• One sip for any mention of Mississippi
• One chug for every shot of Grossman on the sideline
• One chug for every time Griese is on camera (just to catch up to him- he is 3 beers ahead already)
• One sip if favre "still plays like he is (insert age)"
• Shotgun a beer for any Packers running back who rushes for over 50 yards
• Drink once for the term "gunslinger"
• Drink once for a John Wayne comparision
• Finish the beer for those two in the same sentence, finish two beers if they are back to back in a sentence...example "He has always been a John Wayne, gunslinger"
• Shotgun a beer if John Madden does a Frank Caliendo impersonation.
  

Halftime

• If Collinsworth fake laughs at Olberman because the joke went over his head, you don't have to drink, because you didn't get it either

The hard stuff second half- (alcohol of choice)

• One shot for a Devin Hester run back
• If the Packers are losing, one shot for every forced Brett Favre throw or INT
• If they are winning, same thing, because he plays the same either way

Just follow half one rules and be glad you made it through without punching your TV