Diary of an Ex-HS Softball Player, Entry 6

Entry 6: Yogurt Challenge

DM: "Ooh, check this out guys. If you eat 60 yogurts you get a free fleece!"

Mayor Dooley-"but that's a helluva lot of yogurt to eat don't you think D.M.?"

DM: "Nah, one for breakfast, one for lunch, its quite obtainable."

Dooley: "Shoot for those stars kid. When do you have until to eat 60 yogurts?"

DM: "April 20th, but i want to finish early because if you eat another 30 you can get a free bookbag"

Dooley: "But, D.M., you are done with school, why would you want a bookbag?"

DM: "Forget the bookbag and the fleece, i just want to prove to these people that I can eat 90 yogurts."

Dooley: "I don't feel that you can, D.M."

DM: "Watch me, I'll have a new fleece in no time."

Dooley: "What about the bookbag?"

DM: "If i stick to my game plan, I'll have that around March."

Dooley: "But you have until the end of April, why the rush?"

DM: "Its really good yogurt."