Happy Thanksgiving

From the HHR staff, some things we are thankful for...

• Six more games, the playoffs, and the entire summer to read if Brett Favre will retire.
• Penicillin
• The women on Sports By Brooks
• ATM machines with no fees and allow withdrawls in denominations of $10
• All of the lovely ladies in my life (The Wolf, Dorris, and Suze)
• The Indians signing Kobayshi guarantees at least two seasons of Usual Suspect and hot dog puns
• OJ Simpson and his penchant for buggery
• Emmitt Smith and YouTube
• Antonio Ramiro Romo and Thomas Edward Brady, Jr.
• 69 cent mustache rides
  
• Barry Melrose's hair
  
• When Dick Vitale has larengitis.
  
• Michael Irvin being fired from NFL Countdown
• Jerkbeast
  
• Jimmy Traina
• Having a strait man (Rev.) on a site full of bullshitters - He wanted to be thankful for his family and friends (real and online), as well as his Cards (L'Ville) and Cards (StL). He's very thoughtful.
• Peter King and Mike McAllister
• Will Demps' online groupies
• Pat the Pat
• CR's award winning white chili
• Rusty having to deal with Jr. joining Hendricks
• Our Bristol Brethren who lead us to believe we actually have readers.
  
  

Finally, as we prepare to party our hugging asses off tonight, the unofficial-homecoming-debauchery-bar-holiday-eve for all 20-(and 30)-somethings out there, we implore you to watch the drinking tonight, kids, or you could end up dancing like, well, like this guy:

GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYBODY!!