Makin' More Babies...

HHR's favorite whipping boys, Will Demps and Shane Victorino.... together they make one ugly baby. Though, I am sure that kid would still have groupies.

Happy Thanksgiving

From the HHR staff, some things we are thankful for...

• Six more games, the playoffs, and the entire summer to read if Brett Favre will retire.
• Penicillin
• The women on Sports By Brooks
• ATM machines with no fees and allow withdrawls in denominations of $10
• All of the lovely ladies in my life (The Wolf, Dorris, and Suze)
• The Indians signing Kobayshi guarantees at least two seasons of Usual Suspect and hot dog puns
• OJ Simpson and his penchant for buggery
• Emmitt Smith and YouTube
• Antonio Ramiro Romo and Thomas Edward Brady, Jr.
• 69 cent mustache rides
  
• Barry Melrose's hair
  
• When Dick Vitale has larengitis.
  
• Michael Irvin being fired from NFL Countdown
• Jerkbeast
  
• Jimmy Traina
• Having a strait man (Rev.) on a site full of bullshitters - He wanted to be thankful for his family and friends (real and online), as well as his Cards (L'Ville) and Cards (StL). He's very thoughtful.
• Peter King and Mike McAllister
• Will Demps' online groupies
• Pat the Pat
• CR's award winning white chili
• Rusty having to deal with Jr. joining Hendricks
• Our Bristol Brethren who lead us to believe we actually have readers.
  
  

Finally, as we prepare to party our hugging asses off tonight, the unofficial-homecoming-debauchery-bar-holiday-eve for all 20-(and 30)-somethings out there, we implore you to watch the drinking tonight, kids, or you could end up dancing like, well, like this guy:

GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYBODY!!

I Kick the Ball

The US National Team shows that soccer players have the stuff to party like Will Demps. Unfortunately, their Pop Culture Grid rep, Pablo Mastroeni, comes off more as a Dictorino than a smooth walking, jive talking Will Demps.

The answers that set Ariel off this week:

Now that summer is over, I can..."Ditch my banana hammock "
Favorite celeb scandal of summer: "Britney's panties"
Favorite brew: "New Belgium's Skinny Dip"
Favorite book as a child: "My dad's magazine stash"

I hope Texas has groupies

And so does HHR punching bag/poster boy Will Demps

Ex-Giant Demps signs one-year contract with Texans

Coach Kubiak welcomes Will to the team.

More time for the ladies...

Consider HHR a jinx...

From the Giants and Ravens preseason slugfest..

"New York won 13-12 Sunday night, but both teams lost key players during a physical affair. Two members of the Giants' starting defense left in the second quarter. Safety Will Demps, who started all 16 games last season, dislocated an elbow and cornerback Sam Madison pulled a hamstring."

This should give him plenty of time with his groupies. A trip to the IR list will heal his elbow and his gonorrhea.

-posted by Fat Willard

You're never going to believe this...football players get laid.

This came as a complete shock, but according to New York Giants safety Will Demps NFL players have what are know as groupies. Women that follow the team around and hope to sleep with them.

I mean Demps is a handsome man. Just ask him. Better yet just take a peek. He even takes the time to answer fan mail. Notice they all from women. Check around the site. You can get pictures, read Will's inner-most thoughts, and buy a pair of his game worn shoes.

Mr. Demps wants us all to know that he is good looking, he does chicks, and he plays football. And Mr. Demps has bedded more then his fair share of them for those that were asking. Lord knows with the abortion of a Giants season ahead, it was top on my list of questions that needed to be answered before the season begins.

So, congratulations Will, I am proud that you have taken the low road and gone after the easiest women in the world. Because I am sure you are the only Giant these women have been with. I suppose my next question would be, how does Little Eli taste?

-posted by Fat Willard