Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Mario Says, "Get Your Balls Out!"

David Beckham loves balls. Soccer balls. And, his own, apparently. As he lays it all out there for the world to see in the new Emporio Armani underware ad campaign, we ask ourselves, "Damn, did they wax that sh*t off?" No seriously, I ask myself what good ole Giorgio's intention was...

Ladies, if your husbands package doesn't already look like that, buying that underware probably won't make a difference. And Becks, do you really need this income stream or do you just like showing your balls to the world?

As Mario Cantone of O&A and Sex and the City fame says, "GETCHA BALLS OUT!"

Becks is on it, Mario, no worries. And it's not near the Fourth of July!

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