Clemens: I take Lidocaine and B-12 in the Butt

Fat Mike and Chris were really giving Mike Wallace and the Rocket the business today on WFAN. They cackled over the ridiculousness of the manner in which, as ESPN describes it:

Wallace asked Clemens if he swears he didn't used banned substances. "Swear," Clemens responds.

"Lidocaine and B-12. It's for my joints, and B-12 I still take today," Clemens told Wallace.

Case closed. He swore.

Our money was on him going the glucosamine and chondroitin route.

But then again, how would we know what he does and doesn't take in the butt.