Mrs. Tony Parker: I'm Not Pregnant, I'm Fat

I think Brian Regan's rule for guessing on that is "Don’t guess at that ever… ever… ever… ever… ever…ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever. Something like that. I didn’t have enough evers memorized."

The Hum: All Bloat, No Baby

The Desperate Housewives star tells E!'s own Debbie Matenopoulos people can forget about the baby-bump rumors. "I'm not pregnant now!"

Instead, Eva says she's just packing on the pounds the old-fashioned way: consuming calories.

Hey, Tony, tell your lazy wife to get off her fat ass.

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