Monday, February 25, 2008

Don't Drop the Soap!

Looking to kill time before MLB Opening Day? Want to pick up a last minute gift for that special NBA star in your life? Ever wonder what it's like to be Rae Caruth? Is ESPN looking for filler until the next Scrabble championship?

Well, Gillius, Inc. has the answer for you! “Don’t Drop the Soap” is their prison-themed game created by Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius' son John.

"Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss' lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse's desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.

The artistry of each handcrafted piece is matched with comparable humor & intelligence on every card. Stack your smokes, sharpen your shank, and get ready for an experience that only someone on the outside could appreciate."

Family fun night will never be the same!

Good times!

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