Jon Stewart wasn't always a snarky fake news anchor. He was once a snarky soccer player. And 'round these parts we also remember him as a snarky bar keep at the Franklin Tavern's Bottom Half and the former Casa Lupita. And now he's all grows up and hosting the Oscars.
the chief points out that we at HHR like to think he didn't play for the love of competition or even the affections of saucy coeds, but rather the all-you-can-eat orange slices during games. Remember those things? Goddamn those were delicious.
Thanks to phillyBurbs' Illuminati for the find.