Monday, May 12, 2008

Gather Around Gluttons

Better yet, let me come to you, you fat sonsofbitches.

It's coming. The end of the world is near.

Joke if you will about American kids being lazy, video game and Internet addicted overweight slobs.

It's one thing to entertain yourself via Madden rather than Pop Warner.

Look, I am an unapologetic fan of competitive eating. I love it. But when you choose to stuff your face on a Wii rather than in the kitchen, that's where I draw the line.

Get off the couch and eat you lazy, no good bastards.

Joey Chestnut, Crazy Legs Conte, Kobayashi and the rest of your MLE heroes are now featured on "Major League Eating: The Game" On Wii.

What is this world coming to.

See screen shots, videos and eater profiles here.

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