Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Future Ex-Mrs. Reggie Bush Knows Class When She Sees It

Looking to change her image from trashy, big-assed sex tape and reality star, Reggie Bush love interest Kim Kardashian has turned to Angelina Jolie's stylist, telling Life & Style, "Angelina has sophistication and class."

A quick peek at Ambassador Jolie's Wikipedia page gives us a sense of just what a class act she is...
  • On March 28, 1996, Jolie married British actor Jonny Lee Miller, her co-star in the film Hackers (1995). She attended her wedding in black leather pants and a white shirt, upon which she had written the groom's name in her blood.
  • She then married American actor Billy Bob Thornton, whom she had met on the set of Pushing Tin (1999), on May 5, 2000. As a result of their frequent public declarations of passion and gestures of love—most famously wearing one another's blood in vials around their necks—their relationship became a favorite topic of the entertainment media.
  • Jolie has said in interviews that she is bisexual and has long acknowledged that she had a sexual relationship with her Foxfire (1996) co-star Jenny Shimizu, "I would probably have married Jenny if I hadn't married my husband. I fell in love with her the first second I saw her." In 2003, asked if she was bisexual, Jolie responded, "Of course. If I fell in love with a woman tomorrow, would I feel that it's okay to want to kiss and touch her? If I fell in love with her? Absolutely! Yes!"
  • In early 2005, Jolie was involved in a well-publicized Hollywood scandal when she was accused of being the reason for the divorce of actors Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. The allegation was that she and Pitt had started an affair during filming of Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005).
And then there's that whole "hooking-up-with-your-brother" thing...


1 comment:

MoonDog said...

It would appear that beauty and brains don't co-exist in the Kardashian household. Not that I find her attractive, in fact, she looks like the common hoe you see on any street corner.