And we blame you.
Like everything else you touch, you once again had to ruin something that had so much potential.
A season after your Soul won the Arena Bowl and you force-fed your feathered mullet to sports fans across the country, the AFL goes down in a Blaze of Glory.
And in case you've forgotten, allow the HHR staff to remind you of other things you've ruined over the years.
- Love's name
- Steel Horse Rides
- Alec John Such's sweet gig of being in a huge band and unable to play the bass for shit
- The Young Guns Franchise and Emilio Estevez
- Ally McBeal
- Acting in General
- My Life
- The Idea of Not Going Home
- This town
- His one-time hero Bobby's one-time criminal-free record
- Saying Goodbye
- Sambora's marriage
- Running Away
- The Chest Hair/Big Medallion Necklace/Hot Tub combination
Thanks, Jon. You couldn't just leave well enough alone.
Of course, if you looked deep into our eyes and crooned "I'll Be There for You," all would be forgiven.