Or else.....
- Brenda Warner and her wife Kurt are coming back
- no dinner
- no sleepovers with Brad Childress
- no hot water in the coaches shower
- once a day nut shots from an actual Ram
- a three year contract extension (perhaps the worst form of torture possible)
- a pep talk from Dick Vermeil in which pictures of sad puppies and sick children are shown to him
- sex with a deceased Georgia Frontiere
- Orlando Pace will teabag you--after practice
