Sex Tape Armenian/Carboard Box NOT Marrying

Like many, we jumped all over this when we first heard it, questioning what the hell Reggie was thinking.

From E! Online's The Hum:

The Internet was all abuzz last night with news of Kim Kardashian getting engaged to Heisman Trophy-winning footballer Reggie Bush over the holidays. The eye of the storm was an OK! magazine piece saying the betrothal was a done deal.

And as much as we would love to watch the Kardashian clan go shopping for wedding dresses in season two of their E! series, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim's rep has gone on record: "It's not true."

Squashed!

Ray J's Sloppy Seconds

If playing second banana to LenDale White and Deuce McAllister wasn't demeaning enough, OK! Magazine is reporting that Reggie "Cardboard Box" Bush is engaged to girlfriend/Ray J Sex tape co-star Kim Kardashian. Ironically a gal renowned for her fanny will soon be named "Bush."

Photo: Getty Images

The story quotes her bragging about her culinary skills in a manner that would make Arthur Blank and Fuzzy Zoeller blush:

"People don’t know that, but I cook all the time. My best dish is surprisingly my soul food meals. My fried chicken and my macaroni and cheese and my sweet potato souffle."

Atta girl.

Here's hoping F*ck Da Eagles girl makes an appearance at the ceremony.