Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Ray J's Sloppy Seconds

If playing second banana to LenDale White and Deuce McAllister wasn't demeaning enough, OK! Magazine is reporting that Reggie "Cardboard Box" Bush is engaged to girlfriend/Ray J Sex tape co-star Kim Kardashian. Ironically a gal renowned for her fanny will soon be named "Bush."

Photo: Getty Images

The story quotes her bragging about her culinary skills in a manner that would make Arthur Blank and Fuzzy Zoeller blush:

"People don’t know that, but I cook all the time. My best dish is surprisingly my soul food meals. My fried chicken and my macaroni and cheese and my sweet potato souffle."

Atta girl.

Here's hoping F*ck Da Eagles girl makes an appearance at the ceremony.

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