Ray J's Sloppy Seconds

If playing second banana to LenDale White and Deuce McAllister wasn't demeaning enough, OK! Magazine is reporting that Reggie "Cardboard Box" Bush is engaged to girlfriend/Ray J Sex tape co-star Kim Kardashian. Ironically a gal renowned for her fanny will soon be named "Bush."

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The story quotes her bragging about her culinary skills in a manner that would make Arthur Blank and Fuzzy Zoeller blush:

"People don’t know that, but I cook all the time. My best dish is surprisingly my soul food meals. My fried chicken and my macaroni and cheese and my sweet potato souffle."

Atta girl.

Here's hoping F*ck Da Eagles girl makes an appearance at the ceremony.